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14th July 2007, 3:00pm
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#1 | | Backwoods Motherfuckery
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| Straight to Video Sequels.....
....that have nothing to do with the cinematic original. On the shelves I've seen American Psycho II, a slew of Cruel Intentions follow ups etc.
But Jesus fucking Christ.... 
Never mind the fact that there were three Walking Tall movies made in the seventies and a 1981 TV show. TV's the Rock would be ragin'.
Anyone seen any of these impostors and are they as shite as they look? | 
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14th July 2007, 4:38pm
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#2 | | Auf Wiedersehen
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| Re: Straight to Video Sequals.....
Poor Sorbo. He had the world at his feet once upon a time 
American Psycho II is hilarious btw. Two main reasons, firstly that it takes the events of the first film as having actually happened and secondly that it has William Shatner as the bad guy (that was a *SPOILER*).
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14th July 2007, 4:59pm
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#3 | | Polydelusionist
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| Re: Straight to Video Sequals.....
The Crual Intentions sequals are awfull.
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14th July 2007, 5:03pm
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#4 | | Company Man
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| Re: Straight to Video Sequals.....
I love how every Steven Seagal film is straight to video/DVD nowadays! | |
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14th July 2007, 5:13pm
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#5 | | Registered User
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| Re: Straight to Video Sequals.....
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Originally Posted by Stem  I love how every Steven Seagal film is straight to video/DVD nowadays! | There still amazing though.
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14th July 2007, 5:28pm
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#6 | | Belligerent Ghoul
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| Re: Straight to Video Sequals.....
American Psycho 2 is up there as possibly one of the most offensive things I've ever seen. I'm not usually one for getting on my high horse about these kinds of things, but it really is an affront to all human decency, and Brett Easton Ellis should be dragged into the street and shot for selling his soul and allowing it to happen. I had actually repressed its very existence until seeing this thread.
Cheers for dredging up bad memories, BGTC.
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14th July 2007, 5:46pm
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#7 | | G.I.Metal
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| Re: Straight to Video Sequals.....
It doesn't exist mate, let it go.
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14th July 2007, 5:55pm
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#8 | | MANLEGEND SuperMod
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| Re: Straight to Video Sequals.....
Starship Troopers 2 was horrendous.
I am still stunned they're in the middle of filming Starship Troopers 3. | |
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14th July 2007, 6:55pm
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#9 | | Meatbag
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| Re: Straight to Video Sequals.....
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Originally Posted by PapaZeb Starship Troopers 2 was horrendous.
I am still stunned they're in the middle of filming Starship Troopers 3. | Oh god that was bad. It was just so clear that they had no budget at all, and so decided to digitally add a constant sand storm to the whole film so you couldn't see anything | |
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14th July 2007, 7:45pm
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#10 | | MANLEGEND SuperMod
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| Re: Straight to Video Sequals.....
Starship Troopers 3 is still looking at STV, but it's starring Casper Van Diem (Johnny Rico from ST1). The scriptwriter for Starship Troopers 1, Edward Neumeier, is directing as his directorial debut.
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14th July 2007, 9:14pm
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#11 | | Princess
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| Re: Straight to Video Sequals.....
I love American Psycho 2 and the Cruel intentions sequels. Also Skulls 2 and 3. I love stright to video crap. Most of my movie collection is straight to video stuff no ones ever heard of  | |
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14th July 2007, 10:02pm
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#12 | | \\// //\\
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| Re: Straight to Video Sequals.....
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Originally Posted by The Continental ....that have nothing to do with the cinematic original. On the shelves I've seen American Psycho II, a slew of Cruel Intentions follow ups etc.
But Jesus fucking Christ....
Never mind the fact that there were three Walking Tall movies made in the seventies and a 1981 TV show. TV's the Rock would be ragin'.
Anyone seen any of these impostors and are they as shite as they look? | I'll see your Walking Tall 2 and raise you!
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14th July 2007, 10:54pm
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#13 | | Registered User
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| Re: Straight to Video Sequals.....
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Originally Posted by Captain Cripplepants | Ohhh Nice Burn.
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14th July 2007, 11:55pm
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#14 | | HAX0R JIM DUGGAN
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| Re: Straight to Video Sequals.....
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Originally Posted by PapaZeb Capser | Casper: A Spirited Beginning was billed as a "prequel" to the 1995 seminal epic starring Eric Idle and Christina Ricci, yet featured various inconsitencies with the groundbreaking original.
For example, the original classic "Casper" showed a very dated, aged newspaper to insinuate that Casper died several decades before the movie took place, and yet "A Spirited Beginning" portrayed the friendly boy becoming a friendly ghost sometime in the 1990s! Outrageous! The house he haunts isn't even the same AT ALL, and he has PLENTY OF FUCKING FRIENDS in this prequel, thus shattering any basis for the "lonely" demeanour in the original movie.
I won't even TOUCH on the two sequels that followed it, all of which served to piss all over the legacy of what was potentially the greatest blockbuster franchise since Star Wars. 
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15th July 2007, 12:02am
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#15 | | Chips, motherfucker.
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| Re: Straight to Video Sequals.....
The Crow - Wicked Prayer.
Fucking Woeful.
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