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5th June 2008, 3:29pm
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#1 | | Go with the flow.
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| Teeth
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Vagina dentata, the unconscious belief that a woman may eat or castrate her partner during intercourse -- literally, the "toothed vagina" -- is a classic mythological symbol of men's fear of sex. It appears in the mythology of countless cultures and societies down through the years.
| What a bat-shit insane premise for a film.
Oddly, I kinda wanna see it. Reviews Ive read have said its actually no bad.
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5th June 2008, 3:34pm
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#2 | | Athiest Otter
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| Re: Teeth
I want to see it too, provided I can take something to hide behind because I'm a big poof when it comes to scary films.... even though I might want to watch them.
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5th June 2008, 3:35pm
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#3 | | Pariah Carey
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| Re: Teeth
No. Just, no.
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5th June 2008, 3:37pm
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#4 | | Super Discunt
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| Re: Teeth
It's ok, but the character with vagina dentata is one of those "no sex until marriage" types at the start of the film and ends up being a bit too free n' easy with herself. She also gets over the guilt rather quickly. The bit with the dog is incredibly funny. | |
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5th June 2008, 3:37pm
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#5 | | Athiest Otter
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| Re: Teeth
Having teeth.... down there, would be horrific  Not only because of the obvious wee issue of having teeth in yer vag, but you'd be doomed to a life of buttsex or nowt.
Aye fuck that. Still wanna see the film tho.
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5th June 2008, 3:39pm
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#6 | | Super Discunt
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| Re: Teeth
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Originally Posted by Exit_W0unds  I want to see it too, provided I can take something to hide behind because I'm a big poof when it comes to scary films.... even though I might want to watch them. | It's not scary. | |
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5th June 2008, 3:40pm
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#7 | | Athiest Otter
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| Re: Teeth
I watched Idle Hands from behind a cushion, this will be scary to me anyway.
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5th June 2008, 3:42pm
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#8 | | Super Discunt
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| Re: Teeth
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Originally Posted by Exit_W0unds you'd be doomed to a life of buttsex or nowt. | It's not like an extra mouth, but if people went about fuckin' her in the ass then there'd be no film. | |
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5th June 2008, 3:44pm
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#9 | | Go with the flow.
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| Re: Teeth
Hell, I jumped at Shrek.
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5th June 2008, 3:44pm
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#10 | | Athiest Otter
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| Re: Teeth
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Originally Posted by pANDAS Radio ..... if people went about fuckin' her in the ass then there'd be no film. | OR it'd be a better film. Hmmmm?
I should probably go about seeing this film now, just to get it out of the way.
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5th June 2008, 4:11pm
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#11 | | Super Discunt
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| Re: Teeth
Yeah, i did that the other week. It's entertaining enough but disappointing and forgettable at the same time, like so many other films these days. | |
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5th June 2008, 4:18pm
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#12 | | Sparkles!
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| Re: Teeth
Forum night out to see this? Im sure there was a thread about this a while ago.
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5th June 2008, 4:19pm
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#13 | | Filth-kitten
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| Re: Teeth
Having teeth down there would have no effect on my sex life. Come to think of it, they might improve it somewhat. I'd still like to have 'em, though. Spoiler: Considering that the teeth only attacked when the girl was being raped or when she suddenly found that the guy shagging her was a complete turd, they'd be damned useful.
I liked the film, it could go from horrifically wince-worthy to downright funny in seconds. It's no masterpiece, but it's entertaining and 'not shite'.
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5th June 2008, 4:24pm
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#14 | | Sparkles!
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| Re: Teeth
I take it's out already?
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5th June 2008, 4:28pm
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#15 | | Super Discunt
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| Re: Teeth
Comes out on June 20th. | |
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