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Old 14th September 2008, 8:23pm   #16
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Re: 2nd. Worst. Film. Ever.

Heh. The BatNips were legendary.
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Old 14th September 2008, 8:38pm   #17
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Re: 2nd. Worst. Film. Ever.

"Ee, it looks like a frozen sausage!"
That always seemed to be on TV back then!
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Old 14th September 2008, 9:00pm   #18
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Re: 2nd. Worst. Film. Ever.

Alright, so it's not SUPER SERIOUS or DIRELY MISERABLE in tone or anything, and The Dark Knight is a million light years ahead of it, but Batman and Robin isn't as bad as all the negative hype it gets on the internet. It's a midly entertaining little romp, and it takes a lot for someone as macho as me to use the word "romp" without it meaning sex so you know that shit's for real when I say it. A lot of it is pure garbage, obviously, but it looks fucking cool sometimes. It's the one where Robin fights all guys in, like, neon skeleton outfits or whatever, aye? Imagine that was a music video or some shit rather than a Batman movie, it'd be cool as all hell.
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Old 14th September 2008, 9:05pm   #19
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Last night I felt the urge to watch Lost Highway,
More importantly than how shit that excuse for a Batman movie was, how did you like Lost Highway???

There will always be a special place in my heart for it.
I'd go out on a limb and say it's my favorite film of all time. Let's just say it came to me at a special time...
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Old 14th September 2008, 10:02pm   #21
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Re: 2nd. Worst. Film. Ever.

1997 called, and even it doesn't give two fucks.

By the way, I'm sure Bane is referred to by name a lot and is listed in the credits as such.
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Old 14th September 2008, 10:41pm   #23
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Re: 2nd. Worst. Film. Ever.

It called just to catch up, but when informed about the Batman situation it kinda zoned out for a while.
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Old 14th September 2008, 11:32pm   #24
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Re: 2nd. Worst. Film. Ever.

Every film mentioned in this thread so far look frikkin' awesome compared to Revolver.
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Old 15th September 2008, 3:17pm   #25
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Re: 2nd. Worst. Film. Ever.

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1997 called, and even it doesn't give two fucks.

By the way, I'm sure Bane is referred to by name a lot and is listed in the credits as such.
*imdb's Batman & Robin and Lost Highway*

Holy shit lol. They both came out in 1997? Co-inky-dink...I suppose I didn't get to the pictures much that year, in all honesty. As for Bane, I meant he wasn't in any trailers or posters at the time as far (as I can recall), the only two villians advertised were Poison Ivy and Mr Freeze. I was genuinely surprised when he appeared.
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Re: 2nd. Worst. Film. Ever.

nah, none of your films compare to the violation against humanity that is Transmorphers.
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nah, none of your films compare to the violation against humanity that is Transmorphers.
I did warn you.

Just be glad you never saw the American cut, wherer they forgot to add the backgrounds, and all you saw was bad acting and a green wall.
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Old 15th September 2008, 3:42pm   #28
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Re: 2nd. Worst. Film. Ever.

I love that it actually manages to be camper than the 60s TV episodes; mind you, they were genuinely entertaining, and no one could resist the charm of Adam West dancing the 'Batusi'.

Oh, and worst film ever?


I'm not going to bother posting the rest of this film, but rest assured that it remains this ridiculously shoddy and cringeworthy throughout.
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Re: 2nd. Worst. Film. Ever.

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Holy shit lol. They both came out in 1997? Co-inky-dink...I suppose I didn't get to the pictures much that year, in all honesty. As for Bane, I meant he wasn't in any trailers or posters at the time as far (as I can recall), the only two villians advertised were Poison Ivy and Mr Freeze. I was genuinely surprised when he appeared.
The guy who played Bane died a few years later from Venom steroid abuse.
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Old 15th September 2008, 6:22pm   #30
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Re: 2nd. Worst. Film. Ever.

Vanilla Sky is the worst film ever IMO and everything by M. Night Shyamalan has been a huge disappointment
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