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18th September 2008, 11:49am
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#46 | | Porch Monkey 4 Life!
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Originally Posted by Prof  Reeves could have Equilibrium but I doubt he could have pulled off American Psycho for example.
In that film he does at least 20 different expressions albeit all indirectly linked to 80's style upper-class smugness or murdering. | Hell we only watch American Psycho for the hooker abuse. If you haven't already read the book, much more hooker abuse in that and in ways they wouldn't be allowed to release on film outside of certain 'specialist' websites. | 
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18th September 2008, 11:53am
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#47 | | is Elseworlds
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I know. Neither gives you the stark image of Christian Bale posing like a beast while rattling a prozzie though.
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18th September 2008, 11:54am
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#48 | | Porch Monkey 4 Life!
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They should have cast Chris Rock as Patrick Bateman | |
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18th September 2008, 12:16pm
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Well, the film's 8 years old so it must be due a remake by now.
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18th September 2008, 12:18pm
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#50 | | Porch Monkey 4 Life!
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Originally Posted by Prof Well, the film's 8 years old so it must be due a remake by now. | 8 years? I thought it was 5 years before they put out a really, really shitty version of it.
Of course with films like Alien vs Hunter and I Am Omega on the market I think it may have been brought down to a matter of weeks. | |
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18th September 2008, 12:42pm
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Originally Posted by Big_Boss 8 years? I thought it was 5 years before they put out a really, really shitty version of it. | We could call it Pan-American Psycho and have Chris Rock strutting about 30's Buenos Aires pumping and killing (or is he?).
Hmmmm, still not watched my flatmate's copy of Snakes On A Train yet. Might have a swatch tonight for inspiration.
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18th September 2008, 12:43pm
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#52 | | I Love Lamp!
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Originally Posted by Big_Boss Hell we only watch American Psycho for the hooker abuse. If you haven't already read the book, much more hooker abuse in that and in ways they wouldn't be allowed to release on film outside of certain 'specialist' websites. | I only watched American Psycho so I could drool over Christian Bale  | |
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18th September 2008, 10:42pm
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#53 | | Porch Monkey 4 Life!
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Originally Posted by Prof Hmmmm, still not watched my flatmate's copy of Snakes On A Train yet. Might have a swatch tonight for inspiration. |
I'd only watch that if it were on an 1830s locomotive. "I say old chap but it appears we have some reptiles in baggage!" | |
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19th September 2008, 7:57am
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The couple in the toilet doing it whilst huffing out of a snuff box.
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19th September 2008, 10:55am
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#55 | | Porch Monkey 4 Life!
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I have had it with these gosh darned serpents on this gosh darned locomotive!
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19th September 2008, 10:58am
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#56 | | Suprise Cockfags!
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Originally Posted by Big_Boss I have had it with these gosh darned serpents on this gosh darned locomotive! |
Beat me to it 
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19th September 2008, 11:00am
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#57 | | Porch Monkey 4 Life!
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Originally Posted by Evapilotone Beat me to it | That's because I am ninja.
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19th September 2008, 7:32pm
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#58 | | Grunge Monkey
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Originally Posted by Ravenshayde I only watched American Psycho so I could drool over Christian Bale | True story.
The book's hooker-killing scenes were so imaginatively gory and detailed that I had my legs crossed through half of 'em. And therefore, I love the book. But the movie? Ehhh, I only watched it so 1) I could see Christian Bale do something else with his face and 2) so I could watch him do those chicks.
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19th September 2008, 9:39pm
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#59 | | Porch Monkey 4 Life!
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Originally Posted by Reverend Vai I only watched it so 1) I could see Christian Bale do something else with his face | It's a well known fact that Christian Bales face doesn't actually do anything. It was bitten off by a rabid porcupine back in 1983.5 and a stretchy plastic replacement was grafted on and moulded into the handsome visage it is today.
It's also a well known fact that Christian Bale lacks a "Batman Chin"
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19th September 2008, 9:41pm
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#60 | | I Love Lamp!
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Originally Posted by Big_Boss It's a well known fact that Christian Bales face doesn't actually do anything. It was bitten off by a rabid porcupine back in 1983.5 and a stretchy plastic replacement was grafted on and moulded into the handsome visage it is today.
It's also a well known fact that Christian Bale lacks a "Batman Chin" |
Screw the chin Christian Bales IS Batman | |
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