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27th March 2005, 5:29pm
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#31 | | Made in the 80's.
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| Re: Top gun appreciation.
think I might watch it tonight..... | 
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27th March 2005, 5:29pm
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#32 | | A Jubilant Mass Editor
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Originally Posted by JamieF What is it with Top Gun? sheesh! it sucked!
For those of you who don't remember,"Top Gun" was the movie about a bunch of guys who stand around high-fiving each other for about 90 minutes. The movie focuses on some queer named "Maverick" who penetrates deep into the coveted veil of the top gun academy of smug, sexually frustrated aviators. I know many of you reading this will probably think I'm exaggerating when I say this, but there were no fewer than 500 shower scenes in this movie. The wardrobe for this film must have consisted of a towel, a jump suit, and 50 pages of gay innuendo, because the rest of the time Tom Cruise and Val Kilmer were walking around naked eyeing each other's packages.
Then as if the director didn't think all the high-fiving and shower scenes were suggestive enough, there was a gratuitous scene in which all the guys got oiled up and played volleyball. Every few minutes you half-expected to see Cruise and Kilmer lock lips to a ballad of "It's Raining Men:"
If you remember having good memories of this movie, then it was probably because you were too young to know what was going on, or an idiot. | There it is - the best thing you'll ever post. Cherish this moment forever.
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27th March 2005, 5:33pm
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#33 | | Grouchy Moderator
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Originally Posted by Timbo oh man.. we should have a "top gun" party.. and we all gotta dress as pilots...
i call being maverick  | I baggsie Iceman!  | |
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27th March 2005, 5:36pm
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#34 | | 啼米
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yas!.. me and iceman..
JamieF u can be jester 
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27th March 2005, 5:38pm
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#35 | | Made in the 80's.
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Originally Posted by Timbo oh man.. we should have a "top gun" party.. and we all gotta dress as pilots...
| remember though, there is a fine line between looking like pilots and being mistaken for male strippers! | |
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27th March 2005, 5:39pm
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#36 | | 啼米
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id be the skinniest male stripper in the world if i past that line.
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27th March 2005, 5:41pm
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#37 | | Grouchy Moderator
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Originally Posted by Timbo yas!.. me and iceman..
JamieF u can be jester | "Jesters dead!" | |
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27th March 2005, 5:47pm
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#38 | | 啼米
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Yyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhaaaaaaaawwwwwwww
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27th March 2005, 5:50pm
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#39 | | Made in the 80's.
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Any film that features Kenny Loggins on the soundtrack twice is ok by me! | |
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27th March 2005, 5:53pm
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#40 | | 啼米
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correction.. any film that can pull off having 4 half scuddy guys playing volleyball, and still make it cool is ok by me! i mean.. they invented the high five (the up n over tecnhqiue)
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27th March 2005, 5:54pm
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#41 | | Grouchy Moderator
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Originally Posted by sparkles Any film that features Kenny Loggins on the soundtrack twice is ok by me! | 
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27th March 2005, 5:58pm
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#42 | | 啼米
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Originally Posted by sparkles think I might watch it tonight..... | .. i think we have a party iceman..
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27th March 2005, 5:59pm
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#43 | | Made in the 80's.
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Originally Posted by Timbo correction.. any film that can pull off having 4 half scuddy guys playing volleyball, and still make it cool is ok by me! i mean.. they invented the high five (the up n over tecnhqiue) | this is also true! | |
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27th March 2005, 6:08pm
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#44 | | 啼米
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High way tooo the danger zone!
im playing that roflcopter game just for the sound track.. 
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27th March 2005, 6:08pm
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#45 | | Grouchy Moderator
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Originally Posted by Timbo .. i think we have a party iceman.. | Nice one Mav!
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