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24th June 2005, 12:23pm
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#1 | | bloop
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| Awful Batman film
How awful is this new Batman film,sat on my numb sore arse for about 3 hours watching it,and to my annoyance Katie Holmes had to do her side mouthed mumbling as usual,i thought that was just a Joey thing,obviously not.
Then i hear they are planning on remaking Batman and Batman Returns,and if they do its a crime,Jack Nicholson Michelle Pfeiffer and Danny Devito are legends in those films as is Micheal Keaton and Tim Burton who directed them,i think im going to cry at just the thought of dimwits like Lindsay Lohan or Orlando Bloom playing these characters (they arent the actors who are going to play the Joker etc its a just an example of how bad its going to be remaking these films) | 
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24th June 2005, 12:27pm
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#2 | | I hate nightclubs
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| Re: Awful Batman film
I think your in the minority there.
Oh there not "remaking" those films. Unless you think that the 89 Batman and Batman returns is a remake of the 60's Adam West Batman film?
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24th June 2005, 12:27pm
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#3 | | Backwoods Motherfuckery
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| Re: Awful Batman film
Merge this baws. | |
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24th June 2005, 12:28pm
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#4 | | Bring the heid o' charlie Editor
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| Re: Awful Batman film
They're not going to be remakes any more than the '89 film was a remake of the film in '66. Characters are forever being reintroduced in films, look how many Tarzans or King Kongs there has been. | |
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24th June 2005, 12:29pm
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#5 | | bloop
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Ah see i never knew there was one in the 60's...but seriously the only perosn who can play the Joker is Jack N....its a travesty.
And they got the whole scenario of Bruce Waynes parents being killed all wrong,because it was the Joker who did it and he was with another guy,but in this film its some randomer.
Gutted i was
"Tell me, have you ever seen the devil dance in the pale moonlight?"
and if theyre not remaking theni apologise the person who told me they where is wrong.
And if you dont like Batman then dont come into a Batman thread and call it baws,go elsewhere numnuts. | |
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24th June 2005, 12:31pm
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#6 | | 54
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| Re: Awful Batman film
The film should have been called Bateman Begins | |
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24th June 2005, 12:33pm
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#7 | | Bring the heid o' charlie Editor
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Aye that's the origins according to '89 film.
Batman Begins had a different take on it, indeed a different take even from the established proper origins of Batman in the comics post Crisis blah blah. | |
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24th June 2005, 12:33pm
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#8 | | I hate nightclubs
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Originally Posted by PhantomMenace Ah see i never knew there was one in the 60's...but seriously the only perosn who can play the Joker is Jack N....its a travesty.
And they got the whole scenario of Bruce Waynes parents being killed all wrong,because it was the Joker who did it and he was with another guy,but in this film its some randomer.
Gutted i was
"Tell me, have you ever seen the devil dance in the pale moonlight?" | Acctually the 90's one got that all wrong. The joker killing Wayne's parents was completely made up for the Burton Movie, there was never any suggestion of that in the comic books.
Theres been a batman comic book since the 1930's incase you hadn't noticed. Burton didn't invent the character 
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24th June 2005, 12:33pm
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#9 | | Highlight Of The Night!
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I don't think it was ever the joker in proper batman lore ( I could be wrong though, I don't read the comics) that was just made up for the film.
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24th June 2005, 12:34pm
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#10 | | I hate nightclubs
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Originally Posted by Charlie Parker Aye that's the origins according to '89 film.
Batman Begins had a different take on it, indeed a different take even from the established proper origins of Batman in the comics post Crisis blah blah. | aye 
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24th June 2005, 12:35pm
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#11 | | Half a doctor
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Delete this thread. It's the best Batman movie yet 
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24th June 2005, 12:36pm
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#12 | | Let's Pray I'll Be Ok!
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| Re: Awful Batman film
This is destined for a merge.
Batman Begins >> Batman Forever/and Robin/That other shitey one.
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24th June 2005, 12:39pm
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#13 | | I hate nightclubs
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Originally Posted by ashbash Delete this thread. It's the best Batman movie yet | No Sin City is the best Batman movie yet!
I also have a soft spot for the 60's version. Ceasar Romero is as good a Joker as Jack IMHO.
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24th June 2005, 12:41pm
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#14 | | The Big Rabowski
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Originally Posted by Neil. Acctually the 90's one got that all wrong. The joker killing Wayne's parents was completely made up for the Burton Movie, there was never any suggestion of that in the comic books.
Theres been a batman comic book since the 1930's incase you hadn't noticed. Burton didn't invent the character | Your right, Burton made that up! To tie in a bit better! Hahaha
Batman Begins from what every one is saying, it's bloody amazing! And i want to go see it tonight! If they "remake" batman and returns, i'm sure it'll be a different story to it! Just re-using some of the greatest batman villins from the comics!  They really should remake forever and robin! haha but leave robin and batgirl out of the picture!
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24th June 2005, 12:42pm
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#15 | | Bring the heid o' charlie Editor
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Romero?
Holy not shaving his mustache Batman | |
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