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Zombina And The Skeletones - Glasgow Barfly [11 Apr 08]
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13th April 2008
Zombina And The Skeletones - Glasgow Barfly [11 Apr 08]

Zombina And The Skeletones is just the sort of band name to conjure up a cheesy faux-fifties horror movie psychobilly gig and the last time I saw them play at the Glasgow Barfly they shared the stage with the fake blood & gut's of Karloff and the aptly named Groovie Ghoulies. Could Zombina hold their own as headliners on a non-themed bill?

Openers for the night, Crossfire sounded good right up until they started shouting. Punk vocals have never had a reputation for subtle beauty but some semblance of singing is still required rather than getting the words out as loud as you can. It's a pretty tight performance though but I'm left a little disappointed, it's what I would hope from my punk bands when they're in the studio, on stage I want more attitude, more fuck you, more drunken inability to play instruments and to feel that the bassist is gonna kick my head in if I write a bad review or at least spit on me if I look at him funny. It's punk, in fact it's good punk - with a skinhead ska tune thrown in for good measure - but it feels very safe.

The Retrofrets do their best to dodge my genre pigeon-holes, the male vocalist has some nice high-heeled boots and the female lead guitar wears a boys shirt & tie but this playing with gender fashion stereotypes has nothing to do with their music so lets not mention it at all. They're good, playing a blues song, a jazz tinged number, an indie ballad number and some rock, and some more rock. One set doesn't feel like enough to get to know them though and it's noted to look out for their next local gig. However they lose a few cool points by committing the incredible faux-pas of sideswiping their headliners by encouraging their audience to head upstairs to hear the Bitchfits, luckily through chance or sensible planning Zombina hold back their stage time until folk filter back downstairs.

And Zombina are well, they're Zombina and the Skeletones. Describing Zombina as psychobilly is a misnomer, more bubblegum-punk than psycho and much more doo-wop than rockabilly or any other -billy in fact. Neither are the band horror-punk, they're far too cute and playfully tongue-in-cheek. Singing rock n roll love songs about teenagers who, purely incidentally, may yearn longingly after evil scientists, have psychopathic killing tendencies or who may indeed be dead (or undead, obviously). The set is pure rock n roll fun, full of favourites, full of songs catchy enough to pick up by the second chorus even if you've never heard them before. All that undead zombie blood & make-up and cross-boned skull on the bass drum can be ignored and there's still a good time party band that would entertain anyone, Yes, they'd even make even the dead get up and dance.
There I said it, I like the sixties sci-fi and b-movie horror theme, I like that Zombina gigs are an excuse for dressing up in antique top hats and skeleton tights. But what I like most is that there is no need, the band are good, the tunes are excellent, their gigs are never a disappointment.



For Zombina info check out their website at www.zombina.com or at myspace. There are also free MP3 downloads from the Zombina Army. (Currently offering a brilliant new cover of Johnny Cash's Sea Of Heartbreak!)

You can also check out altnation's own Zombina, Retrofrets and Crossfire pages.


For more similar gigs keep an eye on the forums & guide on altnation and watch the gig list at The Wreckin' Pit.
Next up from The Wreckin' Pit team being Rezurex + Stellar Corpses + The Gin Goblins.
Old 13th April 2008, 10:59pm  
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Re: Zombina And The Skeletones - Glasgow Barfly [11 Apr 08]

They really did Play well!
Those are some pretty fucking ace photos too! they really do the band Justice!

Zombina and Co are a friendly bunch of dead things, I hope to catch them again soon!
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Re: Zombina And The Skeletones - Glasgow Barfly [11 Apr 08]

I can never tell if I find Zombina attractive or not. I think her vocals made me fall in love with her.
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Re: Zombina And The Skeletones - Glasgow Barfly [11 Apr 08]

there really is something bloody perverse about the way she talks/sings on stage. Fucking great aint it?
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I can never tell if I find Zombina attractive or not. I think her vocals made me fall in love with her.
She has an amazingly cutsie voice which tricks you into thinking she looks like anything other than a melted welly.

That aside, I thought they were awesome. I was bouncing about like a proper trumpet, having run down from work to be sure not to miss the start. Good times.
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Re: Zombina And The Skeletones - Glasgow Barfly [11 Apr 08]

Stupid fucking Jersey
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Re: Zombina And The Skeletones - Glasgow Barfly [11 Apr 08]

Pretty fair review, good photos well done.
The only thing I'd like to point out is that the Retrofrets didn't "sidesweep the headlining band". I asked them to say to people to go watch the Bitchfits because we planned an hour gap between The Retrofrets and Zombina so that people could go see them then come back down for Zombina. (The gap was on the set times posted around the venue)
Just thought I should point that out.
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Re: Zombina And The Skeletones - Glasgow Barfly [11 Apr 08]

It did seem like that's what they were doing. "Here, that's a bit off", I thought. Easy mistake to make.
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Re: Zombina And The Skeletones - Glasgow Barfly [11 Apr 08]

Good review, that was more or less how I felt about it. I don't think I've had that much fun at a gig since I was a wee nipper
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Re: Zombina And The Skeletones - Glasgow Barfly [11 Apr 08]

Must be because we aren't postcard poseur punk. 30 years ago spitting on cunts was all the rage I'd rather people who made the effort just listened instead of having a fucking romantic vision in their heads about drunken arseholes who cant play their instruments. You really want your head kicked in for writing a bad review? Come to the next gig. Condom street punk. OI.

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Re: Zombina And The Skeletones - Glasgow Barfly [11 Apr 08]

Zombina and the Skeletones must be one of the most over-rated bands in the psycho scene. They're gash.
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Re: Zombina And The Skeletones - Glasgow Barfly [11 Apr 08]

When did they start playing Psychobilly?
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Re: Zombina And The Skeletones - Glasgow Barfly [11 Apr 08]

I don't know? I didn't say that.
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