[Punk] EP: Gay For Johnny Depp - Blood: The Natural Lubricant

[The Colossus]

In theory alone, I should love this album. Gay for Johnny Depp is a homosexual band. Great, I love homosexuals in bands. They sing about filthy gay sex. Great, I love filthy gay sex. They play screamo cum rocking hardcore. Great, I love screamo and hardcore. They love Johnny Depp. Great, I think Johnny Depp is an OK actor.

Theory is just that, purely theory. Reality eventually creeps the fuck up on you … like a ridiculously large black penis you find attached to a big man named Leroy in your local park’s darkest bushes at midnight. In theory, its gonna be fun and something to brag about later. In reality though, having your anus stretched beyond the width of your average toilet seat is not so appealing.

Gay for Johnny Depp essentially have one trick and they ride it pretty hard over the course of this 14-minute EP. Part dirty full steam ahead rock, part spasticated screamo. It owes a great debt to the San Diego scene (particularly Swing Kids and Antioch...

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[Joe Spinebuster]

That's okay, bro dude, I'm one of those militant homophobes that are all the rage these days. Or so I'm told. Let's hold hands and pave the way for a better world.

You have always been my safe homo, as Anthrax would say.
Whatever that means.

[Tool_ogt]

For me the review picked up on most of the stuff the band want to hear about themselves....appart from the whole being shite thing.

All the reviewer done was put a funny spin on the way he worded it basically saying "this band claim to be homocore but their shite why not try these other bands instead" the review was no bad it was funny, told you what they thought of the cd and gave you pointers to other or simelar bands....is that not what you want from a review?

[Posh]

Originally Posted by Joe Spinebuster

Let's hold hands and pave the way for a better world.

I dunno, that sounds pretty faggy.

[Joe Spinebuster]

FAO: Tool_ogt
Re: Neg rep with the phrase "your a fanny"

Contrary to your claims, I don't even have a fanny. If I did thought it'd be well kept and tidy-looking, and in no way deserving of the dreaded neg rep.
For such an assumption, I'd like to state that you're a fanny. A fanny who failed English, I'd wager.

[Tool_ogt]

Originally Posted by Joe Spinebuster

FAO: Tool_ogt
Re: Neg rep with the phrase "your a fanny"

Contrary to your claims, I don't even have a fanny. If I did thought it'd be well kept and tidy-looking, and in no way deserving of the dreaded neg rep.
For such an assumption, I'd like to state that you're a fanny. A fanny who failed English, I'd wager.

I love how people resort to picking on grammar mistakes when they have no valid points.

[Joe Spinebuster]

Yes, because the mindblowing complexity of "your a fanny" had plenty of explanation and reasoning behind it that I could comment on.

[Tool_ogt]

Originally Posted by Joe Spinebuster

Yes, because the mindblowing complexity of "your a fanny" had plenty of explanation and reasoning behind it that I could comment on.

Just like the mindblowing complexity of calling me a bender as a come back...fucking genius.

[Joe Spinebuster]

You only get what you give, as The New Radicals once said.

Anyways, you'll find that my full comeback was actually:

It's "they're shite", not "their shite". Unless you have some kind of scat fetish in addition to being a bender.

...which has a LOT more thought and "mindbending complexity" behind it than "your a fanny", I think.

[Robb]

I love this review merely because of the aftermath.

For the record, the reviewer treated a band who are trying to be noticed by having a shite gimmick by talking about that gimmick 95% of the review. If that's all they have to offer then that's all that can really be talked about. Add on MUSIC'S PISH BTW at the end of the review and there you go.

Due to this review I won't be purchasing Blood: The Natural Lubricant at my local ASDA.

[Zooropa]

What Robidle said.