It's not sick, I'm not the one that said he'd bang a corpse. I'd probably shag Ruby Wax just to shut her up. If she kept talking I'd be tempted to wring her neck.
definately, ruby wax, her name is wikid, it sounds like a porn star name. The title of her first movie would be:
Ruby whacks me off
Id buy it
It's not sick, I'm not the one that said he'd bang a corpse. I'd probably shag Ruby Wax just to shut her up. If she kept talking I'd be tempted to wring her neck.
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you'd have to gag her first...
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one point - if you dont want ruby to talk just make her do oral, that is a sure fire way of gagging her, the only problem is you might have to return the favour urgh......
i was gunna say that..... but im far too ladylike...
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Crack Whore Transvestite
I am scouse and I find what you just said very offensive. And I would love to shut up your fucking stupid scottish hillbilly redneck slang jake talk but alas, the world is a fucked up place. Speak proper Engerlund fudballs.Originally posted by sofa king cool
Cilla Black (the 60 something ginger chipmunnk scally who hosts blind date) Would you fuck her? And if so would you have any requirements i.e. she wasnt allowed to speak in that stupid fucking liverpool chipmonk accent or bag over the head.
So the question is
Cilla, Would you do her?
And yes, I would shag Cilla. She would feel the rath of my big helmet.
ill have you know daarrrhhhhling im about as english as they get, but sorry for any offence caused, and pleased to see your keeping the cillia lesbian fantasy alive.
Our Cilla, she'll have a lorra lorra laffs chuck, bet shes a bit of a goer though
porcelain girl is about as scouse as billy connoly.
haha this one is offended by the slight mention of how annoying that accent is and yet he has stephe hawkings in his sig.....great priorities. oh and dont get so easily offended it shows youre weak. hehe jus playin matey.![]()
its a girl, and shes a cunt.
haha i thot it was a girl then changed my post see edit haha jus shows if u talk about having a helmet everyone automaticaly assumes you are a male .....thats just plain sexist , how un-PC the world we live in is.
wot about a threesome with ruby wax and anne robinson.
or sven goran erickson and uri kakakaka
I'd go for one with ruby wax and ulrikka nae bother.
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id shag sonia from eastenders cos shes famous but not fizz from corrie
Like Siberia, remission is a silent journey across no man’s land, and it’s not always easy to take it alone.'
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ok back to cilla. For those of you who said no. If you HAD to fuck either Cilla or Lisa Riley (Fat annoyin bird off Emmerdale and Youve been Framed) who would you go for.......
Id prefer cilla, coz lisa riley gets right on my fucking nerve, although shed be grateful as hell cos she aint gettin any.
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