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6th June 2002, 2:01pm
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#1 | | Registered User
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| Cilla . Would you?
Whilst watching Blind Date on a saturday night a while back had this conversation with krazy Keef which keeps croppin up again and itd be cool to gauge some kind of majority feeling for the subject.
Cilla Black (the 60 something ginger chipmunnk scally who hosts blind date) Would you fuck her? And if so would you have any requirements i.e. she wasnt allowed to speak in that stupid fucking liverpool chipmonk accent or bag over the head.
Both keith and I probably would coz shes an institution, abit like the queen mother (but i wouldnt do her coz shes dead and shed probably disintergrate or somethin)
So the question is
Cilla, Would you do her? | 
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6th June 2002, 2:03pm
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#2 | | Registered User
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| No. God no.
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6th June 2002, 2:12pm
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#3 | | boo!
Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Paisley
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| I'll go with no.
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6th June 2002, 2:14pm
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#4 | | Registered User
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| oh come on its all about experimentation.
I reckon cilla would be a stormin lesbian | |
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6th June 2002, 4:16pm
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#5 | | Infekted
Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Edinburgh
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| to put it simply ..no. | |
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6th June 2002, 4:23pm
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#6 | | Lord Quas
Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: The Reading Rooms
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| no, no- and no. | |
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6th June 2002, 4:24pm
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#7 | | At Every Turn
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| I doubt anyone would | |
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6th June 2002, 4:24pm
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#8 | | Registered User
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| it may be horrible at the time but afterwards youd laugh about it. Itd be somethin you could tell the grandkids about...... | |
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6th June 2002, 4:28pm
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#9 | | Registered User
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| And to think she's married. Poor sod.
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6th June 2002, 4:35pm
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#10 | | The Regulator
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| Erm, i would. It's all about the famous person rule. Imagine being able to tell your mates that you'd shagged Cilla! T'would be immense.
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6th June 2002, 4:39pm
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#11 | | (suicidemachine)
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| i always go with that rule, i would allso do it if she were dead | |
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6th June 2002, 4:52pm
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#12 | | Registered User
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| Mulac and suicidemachine, you're both sick.
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6th June 2002, 5:08pm
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#13 | | Infekted
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| haha the famous rule does not apply to cilla black eeruurgh | |
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6th June 2002, 5:15pm
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#14 | | ?
Join Date: Jan 2002
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| there is no place for this ind of thing on the forum.
so what about ruby wax? | |
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6th June 2002, 5:29pm
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#15 | | Infekted
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| ive had her already. | |
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