Lost his Keys

[JZY]

FAO: Kenny, dolphin boy, gizzy...actually, anybody who can remember this at all,

Going through a bunch of old floppy disks i had seeing what was on them, when i found this song we wrote, back in the Jimmy Sandbag days (which were non-existant days really)- anybody remember it? it was fuckin hilarious at the time, i reckon MOR or given should do a mock cover of it, hah. Anyways, its terribly written, but here goes -

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Now we're all his friends
and we shouldnt really tell
how his lovely house
turned into hell
BUT! it all started
one sleepy afternoon
when he tried to rest
in the common room...

he went to fuckin sleep
he said its what he needs
His house is now for free
coz he lost his fuckin keys!
he lost his fuckin keys!
he lost his fuckin keys!
he lost his fuckin keys!
he lost his fuckin KEYS!

The chairs are overturned
the carpets all been burned
lots of painted furniture
and a broken toilet door
THIS! is a party! in ro-o-bins home
By the time he gets back,
everythings gone
but its not his fault
hes not to blame
its these fuckin trousers
they were tailorin made

He went to fuckin sleep,
he said its what he needs
His house is now for free
coz he lost his fuckin keys!
he lost his fuckin keys!
he lost his fuckin keys!
he went to fuckin sleep!
and he lost his fuckin keys!
he lost his fuckin keys!
he lost his fuckin keys!
he went to fuckin sleep!
and he lost his fuckin KEYS!"
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hawhaw

[Professor Fresh]

AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!
i was thinkin back of this shit a while back and the fact that you just cracked it out right here on the forum is class man! LOST HIS KEYS! haha bin jus used to lose his keys every day and wed just all sit and laugh at him instead of helping him find them. then you wrote up this song about his disability haha. wed sing it over any ska song but mostly less than jake. haha. old days man. old days. nice one though. you ever find those lyrics you wrote about gambling?? remember it was about cards or something? i cant quite remember but i know you wrote em and handed me a copy at the time. would be cool to read some of that. peace

[T-Bone]

haha, the old boclair days, my wee bro has his first day at the big school the morra

[Mulac]

tell him he's gonna get bogwashed and poleshagged etc etc.

[Professor Fresh]

ahh the ol cold spoon test an aw that haha. aint nothing like scaring the shite out of already nervous youngsters. haha.