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26th July 2002, 12:01am
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#1516 | | blip
Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Glasgow
Posts: 23
| ok, this list, derived from always_drunk's list of single people, will sort all single/lonely/lack of a wee snog here and there problems. I mean, after 100 posts, quite a few of u are still where you's were on page one.... So, these couplings below shall be ice breakers for those who attend destiny next week. People who are below are obliged by the laws of the DSPS to engage in whatever type action they want with their listed partner (i made 2 lists and paired them at random btw) No ands, if's, or buts accepted....
Always_drunk and lu.
Shawsy and elspeth
KennyEverett and guess_who
Semprini and purplerose
Zebadee and MorbidAngel
Prince_albert and all the lassies  (or, in other words, any lassie who looks at him twice  )
Give it a try, no harm done. You's will all thank me in time!! It may be the only action the DSPS will see at the rate you's are going! | 
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26th July 2002, 2:37am
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#1517 | | Forum SuperMod SuperMod
Join Date: Mar 2002
Posts: 23,948
| Errrrrr.....naw
Just naw!!!
*glares at unspecified male on the list* | |
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26th July 2002, 3:26am
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#1518 | | ......
Join Date: Jan 2002
Posts: 7,416
| i dont do being paired off | |
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26th July 2002, 3:44am
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#1519 | | GROTBAG.
Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Reading, Eng
Posts: 23,045
| I'm not in the country
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26th July 2002, 9:28am
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#1520 | | GAF Collective : 04 - ??
Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Neverland, second star on the right and straight on till morning
Posts: 10,303
| Hmmmmm sure this idea was suggested before, and rejected  | |
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26th July 2002, 9:42am
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#1521 | | A little glass vial?
Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Airstrip One
Posts: 27,116
| Quote: Originally posted by prince_albert
People..... below......obliged by the laws of the DSPS to engage in whatever type action they want with their listed partner
Semprini and purplerose
| Get ready for the squeaking of a lifetime. 
On a more serious note, when you say "whatever type action they want", albeit with one word missing, surely if one doesn't want to do anything, any attempts to the contrary will result in a visit to our old friend Mr Prison? | |
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26th July 2002, 1:46pm
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#1522 | | small&insignificant
Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: 1997
Posts: 18,538
| *runs and hides in corner with lolly pop til everyone leaves her alone*
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26th July 2002, 1:47pm
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#1523 | | Is it bad that I..... ?
Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Sunny Glasvegas
Posts: 11,892
| here have another lolly!!!
You get anything planned for tonight?
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Start the car, I know a whoopee spot
Where the gin is cold, but the piano’s hot
It’s just a noisy hall where there’s a nightly brawl
And all...
that...
jazz
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26th July 2002, 2:07pm
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#1524 | | small&insignificant
Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: 1997
Posts: 18,538
| Tee hee-very funny honey!!
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26th July 2002, 3:06pm
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#1525 | | Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: | :noitacoL
Posts: 18,048
| why wasnt i mentioned?
the pairing was origionally my idea like 50 pages ago 
how about this:
desova & lu.
desova & elspeth.
desova & guess who.
desova & purplerose.
desova & morbiadangel. 
go on, you know you want to...
__________________ herzlos.desv.co.uk It has always been the prerogative of half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But the half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor. | |
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26th July 2002, 3:33pm
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#1526 | | ......
Join Date: Jan 2002
Posts: 7,416
| Quote: Originally posted by Semprini
Get ready for the squeaking of a lifetime.
| *runs away crying* I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE
I
AM
NOT
A
SQUEAKY
TOY
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! | |
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26th July 2002, 3:35pm
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#1527 | | ......
Join Date: Jan 2002
Posts: 7,416
| desova & marie chasing him with a large hammer | |
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26th July 2002, 3:44pm
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#1528 | | Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: | :noitacoL
Posts: 18,048
| Quote: Originally posted by PurpleRose
*runs away crying* I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE
I
AM
NOT
A
SQUEAKY
TOY
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! | awww dearie.... we know, your just a squeaky person
but it is kinda cute 
__________________ herzlos.desv.co.uk It has always been the prerogative of half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But the half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor. | |
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26th July 2002, 3:48pm
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#1529 | | Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: | :noitacoL
Posts: 18,048
| Quote: Originally posted by PurpleRose
desova & marie chasing him with a large hammer | I beg to differ!
it'll be a frying pan or an axe!
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26th July 2002, 3:52pm
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#1530 | | ......
Join Date: Jan 2002
Posts: 7,416
| lol k | |
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