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17th May 2002, 12:35pm
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#1 | | Better not to err
Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Glesgae
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| kIlL tHe DJ!!!
The level of psychological warfare between my two flatmates has been escalating at an alarming rate.
In the blue corner: Ebola (Felinus Satanicus)
In the red corner : DJ Rev Scapegoat (Nominally Human)
1.Scapegoat forgets to feed Ebola
2.Ebola sits scratching Scapeys door and wailing all morning
AFTER being fed
3.Scapegoat buys cheap, 3 for a pound tins of catfood
4.Ebola pukes EVERYwhere and then goes on hunger strike for a day and a half.
5.Scapegoat accidentally locks Ebola in his room
6.Ebola eats Scapeys munchies and, upon his return, goes for the throat. There was no mark whatsoever at the time, then this thin red line right across his throat just sort of opened up over the next five minutes.
7.Scapegoat completely forgets to change the cat litter for a week and a half.
8.Ebola climbs into the washing machine and shits all over Scapey's clothes that have been lying in there for a week and a half.
9.Scapegoat kicks Ebola out to go to sleep and shuts the door.
10.Ebola teleports through the closed door and Scapey's girlfriend wakens with claws at her throat.
And this is all in the last two weeks.
I think I shall take it upon myself to chronicle the continuing battle of wills between these two vicious bastards.
Or at least get photo's. | 
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17th May 2002, 12:39pm
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#2 | | Forum SuperMod SuperMod
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| I think the wee guy must be getting abuse off all the other kitties.
It'll be wondering why it's the only nicotene-coloured cat on the street!! | |
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17th May 2002, 12:40pm
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#3 | | Better not to err
Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Glesgae
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| Don't be such a fucking bleeding heart fucking liberal pinko subversive,
he's the feline incarnation of the Adversary, Destroyer of kings, Angel of the Bottomless Pit, Great Beast that is Called Dragon, Prince of this World, Father of Lies, Spawn of Satan and Lord of Darkness and that's all there is to it.
And that's marijuana-coloured thank you. | |
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17th May 2002, 12:57pm
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#4 | | Forum SuperMod SuperMod
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| Get it right up ye!!
Ya middle of the road commienazi socially agitating reactionary that you are.............. | |
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17th May 2002, 1:03pm
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#5 | | Better not to err
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| Ach, in my day we used to shave and spay your type and nail ye up in George Square on a Saturday night for the necrophile chimney-sweeps to play wi ya turd-collecting crypto-fascist sock-monkey. I'll set ma fuckin' cat on you, you see if ah don't. | |
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17th May 2002, 1:09pm
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#6 | | Forum SuperMod SuperMod
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| Just you try it ya box worshipping neo trotskyist lampost sniffer.
I've got my videocamera on you............... | |
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17th May 2002, 1:16pm
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#7 | | Better not to err
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| "YOU'RE A FUCKING PIE MATE. YER GONNAE DIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!! " | |
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17th May 2002, 1:18pm
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#8 | | Forum SuperMod SuperMod
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| AW!!!!!!!!
Whitfucksakemanandallthatbytheway..........
*reaches for chib* | |
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17th May 2002, 1:34pm
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#9 | | GROTBAG.
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| *puts her hair tight back in a high pony tail and chokes everyone with the enormous amount of hairspray*
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17th May 2002, 1:39pm
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#10 | | Forum SuperMod SuperMod
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| *dives for cover* | |
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17th May 2002, 2:22pm
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#11 | | GROTBAG.
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| No-one is safe from...dun dun dun....SUPERSTRONG HOLD HAIRSPRAY!!
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17th May 2002, 3:04pm
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#12 | | Aurė enteluva Gallery SuperMod
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| Quote: |
Ebola climbs into the washing machine and shits all over Scapey's clothes that have been lying in there for a week and a half.
| Go Ebola!!!!   | |
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17th May 2002, 3:35pm
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#13 | | A little glass vial?
Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Airstrip One
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| I'm not scared of a mere household pet.
Well, not Ebola, anyway. If someone kept a pet jellyfish, I'd be out of there like a rocket.
Although some who come to my house do confess to being a bit freaked out by the voracious appetite of Small Yappy Dog, the terror that roams my house. | |
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17th May 2002, 4:16pm
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#14 | | pretty in pink
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| i like that...Small Yappy Dog....
xxx
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Number 197. Accessorize your rebellion.
Number 212. Expose the codes by which corporate meanings become our own.
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17th May 2002, 5:04pm
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#15 | | Better not to err
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| Quote: Originally posted by Semprini
I'm not scared of a mere household pet.
| Quote: Originally posted by JohnnyMonolith
The level of psychological warfare between my two flatmates has been escalating at an alarming rate. | You see the word pet in there anywhere motherfucker?
I have two flatmates, for one of them I have to clean their shit and make sure they eat.... | |
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