Glitter is evil

[Strider C.R.U.X.]

My life is a constant ball of glittery pain


Thanks to Cookie bloody COVERING me in the stuff [a pox on you]

I hurt

Problem 1 : Go to bathroom, Strider is generally a pretty clean person, and almost always washes his hands after going to the bath room, washing his hands BEFORE going to the bathroom isnt normal, so when Strider goes for a slash with his hands covered in bloody glitter, Glitter somehow gets under his foreskin, with a muffled cry of "@#&%!!!!!" Strider tried to...er....wash himself....big mistake, it made it worse, now whenever I walk my groin feels like its being cut by 300 tiny razor blades....gee thanks


Problem 2: Strider is a well known user of certain narcotics, certain white powdery ones that go up the nose, over time this does damage to your nasal passages making them somewhat tender, so when Strider sneezes, with his nose full of glitter, the effect is somewhat like powdered glass being blasted thriugh his sinuses, Strider promptly falls off his couch screaming and runs to the bathroom holding his nose

I've not found any more problems yet, i'll let you know

[ScArEd&cOnFuZeD]

...but you looked so purdy!

[sully]

Hates glitter as well.The inside of my car is still glittering from last christmas when some friends thought it would brighten up the Sully mobile.Never had it under my foreskin though.Sounds a bit of a bitch.

[cookie]

oops :cute:

[azriel]

I tried to get most of it out of your hair before i had to abandon you, baw deep in discarded glitter you were.

How did you apply the glitter, i didn't see you carrying a bucket at any point of the night? I don't believe the wand theory for a minuit.
I would say ' ohmigod, that must hurt so much' but i've never been one to state the obvious.

[ignition]

For those of you that haven't picked up on this yet, dumping large quantities of glitter over your date usually falls under the category Dating Disasters.

And to Cookie, although i wasn't at the club, i did see Strider when he got back to Monolith's. i think you possibly survived last night due to the fact Strider was pished. A repeat performance however may have rather less comical value, and rather more blood guts at the finale.

(I know the e at the end of finale should have an accent, however this PC no longer has Charmap installed, and as good as i am with computers i can't remember the unicode for the character).

[pANDAS Radio]

Ctrl + Alt + E

[Baby Jordan]

sara & shell had a flat warming party a few monthz back, guess what the theme waz

[poprock]

I seem to recall a distinct lack of a theme... and of a Bj... Hold on, must be a different Sara, Shelley amd Alison...



Back on-topic though, glitter is the most evil substance known to man. Looks darned purdy on ladies though.

My life has been constantly glittery since I first developed an interest in the opposite sex. Alright, since they first developed an interest in me. That's more honest.

[pANDAS Radio]

was there glitter involved in that caravan incident Tony? I think you left that out the story.

[Baby Jordan]

Originally posted by poprock
I seem to recall a distinct lack of a theme... and of a Bj... Hold on, must be a different Sara, Shelley amd Alison...



Back on-topic though, glitter is the most evil substance known to man. Looks darned purdy on ladies though.

My life has been constantly glittery since I first developed an interest in the opposite sex. Alright, since they first developed an interest in me. That's more honest.

part of the reason i didn't go (besidez bein skint) waz the threat of bein glittered on entry, they told me it waz a glitter party, no fucking way waz i gonna let that happen

[poprock]

Originally posted by always_drunk
was there glitter involved in that caravan incident Tony? I think you left that out the story.

I can only recall one 'caravan incident' I may have told you about... Seeing as there was a girl involved it's fairly safe to assume there was glitter.

[Tacky]

>>cant help but laugh<< sorry, but its amazing how such an innocent little thing such as glitter can be sooooo damaging!!

>>offers hug to Strider<< poor darling - that really is such a shame - well, at least you'll know what to do next time!

[Strider C.R.U.X.]

Fine, hug me, you'll just get covered in the crap too

[Tigger]

*hugz to Strider then falls off chair giggling*

Sorry!! :o