Genital Tattooing - Page 2

System_Star · 17th July 2008, 5:26pm

Girl I used to talk to got her boyfriends name tattooed "down there", then he dumped her. Deserved.

ladysavage · 17th July 2008, 5:57pm

I know my artist at the Forge has done tattoos there (www.myspace.com/brothergrim), he didn't do my "downstairs art" as i wanted a woman to do mine, preferrably one i wouldnt bump into every week so mine was done at Modern body art in Birmingham.

**Ghostsuit** · 17th July 2008, 7:13pm

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Originally Posted by Joe Spinebuster

There is some degree of reasoning and logic behind the decisions made by pretty much all living beings, and as living beings it's also natural to wish to understand the reasoning and logic of others where it differs from our own.
I don't "get" this "tattooing yer gammon" deal, so I would like it explained to me by someone who does.

Any other fucking stupid questions?

Let's go with "because she wants it done?" On that note why would anyone get ink forced under there skin other than because they think it's going to look nice. Why wear fancy underwear when your going out and no ones going to see it? Cause it makes you feel better perhaps? Why do anything in life? Because you want to will usually be the answer.

I do love your Tattoo yer Gammon line though

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Exit_W0unds · 17th July 2008, 7:34pm

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Originally Posted by Joe Spinebuster

There is some degree of reasoning and logic behind the decisions made by pretty much all living beings, and as living beings it's also natural to wish to understand the reasoning and logic of others where it differs from our own.
I don't "get" this "tattooing yer gammon" deal, so I would like it explained to me by someone who does.

Any other fucking stupid questions?

It wasn't a stupid fucking question, thanks for the reply tho.

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Originally Posted by Ghostsuit

Let's go with "because she wants it done?" On that note why would anyone get ink forced under there skin other than because they think it's going to look nice. Why wear fancy underwear when your going out and no ones going to see it? Cause it makes you feel better perhaps? Why do anything in life? Because you want to will usually be the answer.

^^^^
Pretty much what my response would have been.

Although I don't understand the 'gammon' patter. Shes wanting a small heart to the side of her pubis, not on her flaps. :/

TheCastrator · 17th July 2008, 7:49pm

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Originally Posted by Exit_W0unds

It wasn't a stupid fucking question, thanks for the reply though.

Aye it was.

Joe Spinebuster · 17th July 2008, 8:19pm

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Originally Posted by Ghostsuit

Let's go with "because she wants it done?"

Lame. That's like reading a pizza box to see what's in it, and all it says is "INGREDIENTS: PIZZA". I'm sure the girl herself can give a much more sensible answer.

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Originally Posted by Exit_W0unds

It wasn't a stupid fucking question, thanks for the reply tho.

Here, I'll be deciding what is and isn't stupid, not some creepy bastard with an avatar of a woman being held lovingly by a half-man half-cat.

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Originally Posted by Exit_W0unds

I don't understand the 'gammon' patter. Shes wanting a small heart to the side of her pubis, not on her flaps. :/

Well you'll just have to excuse me for not having any cheery little slang terms for "pubis" at hand at the time.

Exit_W0unds · 17th July 2008, 8:22pm

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Originally Posted by Joe Spinebuster

Here, I'll be deciding what is and isn't stupid, not some creepy bastard with an avatar of a woman being held lovingly by a half-man half-cat.

you crack me up

Wreakin_Havok · 17th July 2008, 8:28pm

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Originally Posted by L@ur@

there are loads of ppl out there with wee tattoos on their public area...

you said public

L@ur@ · 17th July 2008, 10:03pm

... they might be strippers.....without pants on or whores lol

(im surprised no one else noticed this)

fallen_nemesis · 17th July 2008, 10:08pm

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Originally Posted by Joe Spinebuster

.Here, I'll be deciding what is and isn't stupid, not some creepy bastard with an avatar of a woman being held lovingly by a half-man half-cat.

Is it not a wolf?

I thought it looked like a wolf and little red riding hood.

Exit_W0unds · 17th July 2008, 10:11pm

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Originally Posted by fallen_nemesis

Is it not a wolf?

I thought it looked like a wolf and little red riding hood.

It's a guy dressed as the wolf with woman dressed as little red riding hood.
Joe was just being a pain in the arse

Hammer · 17th July 2008, 10:25pm

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Originally Posted by Exit_W0unds

It's a guy dressed as the wolf with woman dressed as little red riding hood.
Joe was just being a pain in the arse

It's from a Scottish National Ballet advert isn't it?

Exit_W0unds · 17th July 2008, 10:33pm

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Originally Posted by Hammer

It's from a Scottish National Ballet advert isn't it?

I've no idea. Saw it, liked it, yoinked it from the interwebs.

Connor O'Bain · 18th July 2008, 8:54am

Asked the guys i work with to make sure but the only reason they can think of for not doing it the size you requested was if it didnt leave enough room to put a bit of extra defenition into the heart. if its outlined in black and filled in with red its easier to identify as a heart however if its just filled in black then it runs the risk of looking like a little black blob.

hope that helps (and makes sense)

UncleDave · 18th July 2008, 9:28am

I reckon the guy was just Scared Of The Baird.

Cheers.