and todays life in pictures in association with 'in the mix pangea 2006' is calum crawford.
a man from humble beginnings his mother dropped him out on the linoleum floor of their trailer parks kitchen some time in 1984 and it was here he spent the early years of his life collecting firewood and looking for bush tucker.
as a direct result of his upbringing in this caravan loving world he grew into uber white trash, something he hides 99.9% of the time but a quality we all see at least once a year.
however he has managed to hide his redneck origins suitably well to fully intigrate into society and despite certain dispicable acts in the classroom he achieved success in his school years (these acts include inflicting lead poisoning on his compatriots by using pencils to stab the webbing between index finger and thumb resulting in life long scarring). below, an artists impression of his attacks
whilst at school he achieved plenty of success on the cross country field where he acquired a robot like quality whilst pegging it round the school grounds. indeed he made it onto the regional team, here he is second from the left with his team mates.
having made it to the dizzy heights of university calum did his best to do all his sums properly
notoriously lazy calum failed to have a job whilst at university. well thats not quite true, he worked 4 shifts emptying bins at the burnbrae. below is calum on his first day.
now he lives in aberdeen where he spends his days working a respectable job and trying to make those forget about his white trash days but his love for the outdoors remains and many believe that was his ultimate reason for moving to the far north.
