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[Jekt]

oooo, its illegal not to now :o

[JZY]

haha, classic

[Jekt]

Bear walks up to a rabbit in the woods, says "hey, do you have problems with shit sticking to your fur?"

Rabbit say "...no"

So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.

[s4m20]

i wasn't gonna say anything but couldn't let such blasphemy go un-noticed... you missed a tick, way too many booms, and not enough shakes

sheesh

[Jekt]

no way, its spot on.

[Jaemi]

Cup-a-Soup..

You wouldn't dare make it in a bowl, huh?

[djtoast]

A guy walked into a bar. As he was ordering his first drink, he looked around and saw a guy down the end of the bar falling off his stool. He said to himself, "Aw, man, this is disgusting, somebody oughta do something."
He walked over and said, "Hey buddy, let me give you a ride home." He picked the drunk up and dragged him to the door of the bar. He had to prop the guy up against the wall to open the door, but the guy fell down!
When he got the guy out to his car, he propped him up against the car to get out his keys, and the guy fell down again!
Soon they were on their way. He asked the drunk where he lived, and the drunk pointed to a house. He parked and helped the drunk out of the car.
He dragged him up the steps, and propped him up against the railing so he could ring the bell. Again, the guy fell down!
Finally the drunk's wife came to the door. "Look, lady, I brought your husband home for you."
She says, "Well, that's very nice of you, young man, but where's his wheelchair?"

[Jekt]

cup-a-soup was good for barcode battlers.

[Jaemi]

A man walks out of the bar with a duck under his arm and storms home.
When he gets in, reaking of booze his wife confronts him, before she can speak he says "this is the pig I've been shagging on the side".
His wife looks at him and says "that's a duck"
The man says "I was talking to the fucking duck"

Bryan, you a full time WOW player now, aye?

[Jekt]

na im a fuckin 'you tube' addict, cant seem to stop clickin on shit and watchin it, already made my way thru 2 stand up shows, some old comedy store classics and a whole lotta video blog shite, augh

just wait till halo 3 comes out.. im goin in to social stasis

[JZY]

barcode battlers, now thats a blast from the past.


yo beeb, check out Russell Peters on youtube, indian standup comic, pretty funny.

[Jekt]

aye i recognise him, think me n you wer watchin somethin he was on.

watched a few of of julien barrats old stand ups, there pretty good. noel fieldings old stuff is funny as fuck anol. - "slightly twisted.. mun-keyyyy."

[Jaemi]

See if you paint your toes to look like talons..
When you pick up mice with your feet you can pretend your an eagle.

[Jekt]

See if you paint your toes to look like talons..
When you pick up mice with your feet you can pretend your an eagle.

Tried, tested and confirmed.



btw: jamie just got your txt man, no can do tho im goin to my maws for dinner fairly soon.

[Jekt]

yo beeb, check out Russell Peters on youtube, indian standup comic, pretty funny.

haha, i remember the one i seen wasnt that good, but this one if fuckin genius.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nn5jlrxcpkI