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15th August 2006, 7:16pm
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#31 | | Guest | Re: Musings
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Originally Posted by stripey_kitten  OK, this morning I was on the phone, heard Devin howling uncontrolably, turned round, and found he had an umbrella stuck in his mouth. WTF??? | Hahahahahahaha
I bathed Nairn earlier and decided that I should really put all these Johnson's products to use, so he now smells like a proper baby  | |
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15th August 2006, 8:01pm
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#32 | | Tannhauser Gate Veteran
Join Date: May 2001 Location: On the moral high ground - And armed!
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Argh! There is actually nothing worse! I haven't found a disposable nappy yet that'll hold projectile poo in - cloth nappies are pretty good though.
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15th August 2006, 8:05pm
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#33 | | The sound of her wings..
Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: hell of the burning baby poop
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Lee shat up his back and Morgan pissed in her car seat.. | |
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16th August 2006, 6:52pm
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#34 | | Guest | Re: Musings
My child has abandoned me for a life of playing out in the street with the local urchins.
Also, my neighbour chapped the door earlier to tell me that "That wee boy just yanked down his pants and pished on my concrete!" because she's having an extension built and has bags of sand and concrete all over her front garden. As she pointed to the culprit, I thanked the deity above that it was Devin she was pointing to, and not Findlay  | |
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16th August 2006, 6:54pm
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#35 | | MacGuyver
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16th August 2006, 7:12pm
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#36 | | tear you apart
Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: piano island
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Originally Posted by stripey_kitten Hmmm...I may have come to a decision. Think that once the baby's born and I'm finished my maternity leave, I'll go down to 3 days a week at work. Means we're better off finacially, even though I'll only be getting 3/5 of my salary. How is it that working less is better for you that working full time and putting two kids in childcare? It's shite when the parent in question (ie, me) actually wants to work full time. | My Mum felt that way before Jack was born, only she cut down to 2 days a week. Now he's 12, Tom's 7 and she still hasn't gone back to full-time! | |
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16th August 2006, 7:56pm
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#37 | | genuinely retro Moderator
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Originally Posted by Vonnie Also, my neighbour chapped the door earlier to tell me that "That wee boy just yanked down his pants and pished on my concrete!" because she's having an extension built and has bags of sand and concrete all over her front garden. As she pointed to the culprit, I thanked the deity above that it was Devin she was pointing to, and not Findlay | I think you should keep Devin...he is totally doing my tits in. At least 3 times a minute it's "mummy, mummy, mummy". He wont leave me in peace to run his bath, hang out the washing, tidy the kitchen and get my stuff together for going back to work tomorrow. all while Mo 'rests his eyes' on the sofa
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16th August 2006, 8:20pm
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#38 | | Guest | Re: Musings
I'd have him like a shot. He could join the street urchins collective  | |
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16th August 2006, 9:46pm
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#39 | | The sound of her wings..
Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: hell of the burning baby poop
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Lee didn't shit up his back today, but Morgan pissed her pants. Things are looking up! | |
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17th August 2006, 6:21am
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#40 | | genuinely retro Moderator
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Devin climbed into bed with us last night. Neither of us seem to have woke up enough to but him back into his own bed. Mo's alarm went off this morning, Devin stirred and promptly pissed all over my leg.  I wanted another half hour in bed.
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17th August 2006, 7:29am
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#41 | | Rhymenocerous
Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: In a puddle
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Both the boys are being adorably cute this morning.
Me and Fenn took them out for dinner last night and they behaved beautifully. I almost died of amazement. | |
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17th August 2006, 7:38am
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#42 | | candyiosis
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Originally Posted by stripey_kitten Devin climbed into bed with us last night. Neither of us seem to have woke up enough to but him back into his own bed. Mo's alarm went off this morning, Devin stirred and promptly pissed all over my leg. I wanted another half hour in bed. | aargh!!
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17th August 2006, 11:05am
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#43 | | Hiphopopotamus
Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Between 2 field
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Originally Posted by cupotea Both the boys are being adorably cute this morning.
Me and Fenn took them out for dinner last night and they behaved beautifully. I almost died of amazement. | you neglected to mention the size of andrews tummy after dinner. it was like he had swallowed a football....
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Originally Posted by cupotea no one goes on a crazed rampage in quite the same way as Fenn | Quote: |
Originally Posted by triggerhappy Fenntastic - with the "I don't like you, you don't like me, who gives a fuck?" attitude | | |
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17th August 2006, 4:20pm
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#44 | | The sound of her wings..
Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: hell of the burning baby poop
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Lee was avery brave boy and hardly cried at all when he got his last set of injections. Morgan pissed her pants again... | |
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18th August 2006, 12:56pm
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#45 | | Bread For My Bread Gun!
Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Babyland!
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Doone crapped on my leg today, must get some to stop that happening again.
I think she wanted to ruin my moment as I just managed to fit into my PRE-PREGNANCY jeans today!  | |
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