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18th August 2006, 1:00pm
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#46 | | peachy keen jellybean
Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Cucumbernauld
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| Re: Musings I've only browsed this thread but I've decided I'm NEVER having children!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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18th August 2006, 2:00pm
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#47 | | Rhymenocerous
Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: In a puddle
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| Re: Musings Quote:
Originally Posted by NuroFenn you neglected to mention the size of andrews tummy after dinner. it was like he had swallowed a football.... | hahaha god aye. the pics are still on the camera. hold on a tick.  |
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18th August 2006, 2:32pm
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#48 | | peachy keen jellybean
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| Re: Musings Quote:
Originally Posted by cupotea hahaha god aye. the pics are still on the camera. hold on a tick.  |
bloody 'eck, what the hell did yous feed him?
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18th August 2006, 3:03pm
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#49 | | Rhymenocerous
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| Re: Musings Quote:
Originally Posted by MysticBumcheeks bloody 'eck, what the hell did yous feed him? | Ha ha he just ate loads and loads at the Beefeater. They had fish fingers and chips and then Andrew ate about a tonne of ice cream. |
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18th August 2006, 3:49pm
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#50 | | MacGuyver
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| Re: Musings Dev's belly regularly looks like that after dinner  |
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18th August 2006, 3:51pm
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#51 | | Rhymenocerous
Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: In a puddle
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| Re: Musings Ha ha Andrews never does he's so fussy but he had a big barrel belly that day. Twas rather amusing. He still ran about like a loony afterwards though  |
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18th August 2006, 4:12pm
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#52 | | genuinely retro Moderator
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| Re: Musings Quote:
Originally Posted by nevali Dev's belly regularly looks like that after dinner  | You beat me to it. Although, to be honest I think his belly always looks like that, it's just more pronounced after dinner.
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20th August 2006, 12:00am
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#53 | | Bread For My Bread Gun!
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| Re: Musings Devs belly is prime 'raspberry blowing' ground! |
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20th August 2006, 5:54am
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#54 | | Registered Kimzor
Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Clydebank
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| Re: Musings Quote:
Originally Posted by stripey_kitten OK, this morning I was on the phone, heard Devin howling uncontrolably, turned round, and found he had an umbrella stuck in his mouth. WTF??? | *subscribes*
Is it a bad thing i can't stop laughing?
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Originally Posted by addy Whatever happened to the idea of them integrating with our culture? You come here, you respect our customs. You dont like it, you fuck right off back where you came from | |
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20th August 2006, 6:58pm
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#55 | | genuinely retro Moderator
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| Re: Musings I love Devin to bits, but today he is driving me round the bend. He actually can't leave me alone for 5 minutes.
Took him to the toilet in Braehead when we were out. I went into the cubicle next to him. When I finished I came out to find him standing in front of my cubicle, pants and trousers round his ankles. When he saw me he smiled and said "look, my got penis".
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20th August 2006, 7:22pm
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#56 | | Rhymenocerous
Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: In a puddle
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| Re: Musings ha ha ha, andrew is obsessed with his.
Apprently when my mum and dad took him to my dads works barbecue, the boys were sitting in the back discussing 'winkies and flowers' and had my dad in hysterics.
Stewart took the boys (sneakily) to get their haircuts yesterday while I was working  Lewis' is far too short. I am not happy. I was going to take them myself with explicit instructions, but theres not much I can do now. |
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20th August 2006, 7:22pm
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#57 | | Guest | Re: Musings Quote:
Originally Posted by stripey_kitten I love Devin to bits, but today he is driving me round the bend. He actually can't leave me alone for 5 minutes.
Took him to the toilet in Braehead when we were out. I went into the cubicle next to him. When I finished I came out to find him standing in front of my cubicle, pants and trousers round his ankles. When he saw me he smiled and said "look, my got penis". | Mwahahahahaha at least he didn't pish against the wall  | |
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20th August 2006, 7:23pm
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#58 | | Hiphopopotamus
Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Between 2 field
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| Re: Musings Quote:
Originally Posted by cupotea ha ha ha, andrew is obsessed with his.
Apprently when my mum and dad took him to my dads works barbecue, the boys were sitting in the back discussing 'winkies and flowers' and had my dad in hysterics. | andrew kept calling me a winkie earlier 
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Originally Posted by poprock Fenn’s the oldest of old school | Quote: |
Originally Posted by cupotea no one goes on a crazed rampage in quite the same way as Fenn | Quote: |
Originally Posted by triggerhappy Fenntastic - with the "I don't like you, you don't like me, who gives a fuck?" attitude | |
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22nd August 2006, 5:56pm
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#59 | | genuinely retro Moderator
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| Re: Musings Was woken up at 6 this morning by Devin running into the bedroom saying "daddy, daddy, I wet myself". He then stripped, put his wet clothes in the dirty clothes basket, climbed into bed between us and promptly fell asleep. It was tres cute.
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23rd August 2006, 12:05pm
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#60 | | Lost In Space
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| Re: Musings I've just booked Callum in for his MMR on Friday. I'm dreading it  |
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