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Old 23rd August 2007, 3:07pm   #1
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For Over Protective Mothers...

How about some body armour for your child?



Smart multi-role protection for your baby in a style that is duplicated throughout the world. Velcro adjustable shoulders and side closures which allow a smooth comfortable fit for babies of any age. Bullet proof baby armor will protect your child from Ballistics, Knife, Spike, Syringe & Slash as well as bomb blasts to 400 m/s

Features:

Front & Back, plus SIDE protection
Plates can be used in conjunction with alternative covers
Very thin with flexible soft armor panels
Lightest Vest of its kind in the world
Colors/s: Navy/White/Black and Urban/Midnight Camo

Bulletproof Stroller:



A must for mobile baby protection, the Heavy weight bulllet proof stroller provides 100% protection against all modern ballistics including Armor Piercing rounds. It’s heavy enough to maintain stability even under a heavy barrage, and yet has light steering enabling the stroller to turn on a dime if required. For the smart urban baby.. this stroller is the ultimate in style, comfort and extreme combat protection.

Features:

- Front swivel wheels.
- Shopping basket. Keep your baby and your groceries safe.
- Adjustable leg rest. The stroller grows with your baby.
- Suitable from Birth.
- Soft seat fabric.
- Waterproof lined, detachable hood.
- Multi lie-back position (does not lie flat).
- Plastic grip handles
- Lightweight, umbrella fold stroller.
- The seat is fitted with a 5-point harness to ensure the safety and security of your child.
- Linked brakes for safety.
- Comes complete with instructions.
- Weighs 15lb.

Includes FREE coated Rain cover. Keep your baby safe in all weather conditions

Sizes, Folded:104 x 24 x 23 cms.
Ready for use:104(H) x 35(W) x 56(D)cms



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Old 23rd August 2007, 3:18pm   #2
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Re: For Over Protective Mothers...

I laughed thinking this was a piss take/photoshop altered image. Then I clicked on the link....frightening!

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Old 23rd August 2007, 3:29pm   #3
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Re: For Over Protective Mothers...

Well, I'm guessing that it's a spoof site, some sort of viral advertising for the movie 'Shoot 'Em Up', since every product sees to have a little advetising click box at the side that says "as seen in the movie..."

Still tho' with 11 year olds getting shot in drive by's, maybe it's not a bad idea...





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Old 27th August 2007, 8:40pm   #4
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i prefer the 'microchip your baby' thing
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