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2nd November 2007, 5:57pm
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#1 | | Larger Than Life
Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Mankyland
Posts: 17,884
| Yes, it's time for THAT rant again.. CHILDREN RUNNING RIOT IN COFFEE SHOPS DO MY FUCKING HEAD IN!
I swear to god I'm seriously considering tripping one of the little shits so they fall down the steps in here.. or waiting until they run past, screaming their heads off as they always seem to be doing, and throw my cup of scalding hot coffee in their faces.. just to teach their useless fucking parents a lesson.
THIS IS NOT A FUCKING PLAYPEN FOR YOUR/SATANS OFFSPRING!
*rant over*
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2nd November 2007, 6:07pm
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#2 | | ShakingTheDisease SuperMod
Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Ptolomea
Posts: 20,557
| Re: Yes, it's time for THAT rant again.. Ha, "remember, you too were once a little--" er, never mind 
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2nd November 2007, 6:10pm
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#3 | | Better not to err
Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Glesgae
Posts: 28,425
| Re: Yes, it's time for THAT rant again.. I hate coffee shops. |
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2nd November 2007, 6:19pm
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#4 | | Hiphopopotamus
Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Between 2 field
Posts: 20,469
| Re: Yes, it's time for THAT rant again.. i agree. people should control their children in public. having worked in a coffeeshop parents seem to think that even though you are carrying hot coffee/soup/4 plates its cute when their kids run into ypur legs and the fact that you cant tell them to fuck off is rather annoying
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2nd November 2007, 6:44pm
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#5 | | We love this exaltation
Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Grianaig
Posts: 38,455
| Re: Yes, it's time for THAT rant again.. Screaming weans on planes........ it's lucky the windows don't open. |
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2nd November 2007, 8:05pm
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#6 | | Bread For My Bread Gun!
Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Babyland!
Posts: 7,232
| Re: Yes, it's time for THAT rant again.. It should be mandatory that they're strapped into a high chair at least until they're old enough to go drinking in the park on their own. |
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2nd November 2007, 8:09pm
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#7 | | different kind of monster Moderator
Join Date: May 2003 Location: Here and there
Posts: 7,243
| Re: Yes, it's time for THAT rant again.. a child came dangeroulsy close to having a "santas dead" tattoo today |
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2nd November 2007, 8:38pm
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#8 | | Quit Yo Jibba Jabba, Fool
Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Sheikh Rashid's
Posts: 2,188
| Re: Yes, it's time for THAT rant again.. It's just lazy-parenting.
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2nd November 2007, 9:15pm
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#9 | | Registered User
Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: West End
Posts: 27,076
| Re: Yes, it's time for THAT rant again.. Quote:
Originally Posted by Largest of Als CHILDREN RUNNING RIOT IN COFFEE SHOPS DO MY FUCKING HEAD IN!
I swear to god I'm seriously considering tripping one of the little shits so they fall down the steps in here.. or waiting until they run past, screaming their heads off as they always seem to be doing, and throw my cup of scalding hot coffee in their faces.. just to teach their useless fucking parents a lesson.
THIS IS NOT A FUCKING PLAYPEN FOR YOUR/SATANS OFFSPRING!
*rant over*
Al | So lax parenting results in your wanting to harm small children?
A case for therapy if ever I heard it.  |
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2nd November 2007, 10:17pm
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#10 | | Cap ou pas cap?
Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: The Almighty O
Posts: 1,219
| Re: Yes, it's time for THAT rant again.. I tried to get two wee kids to stop running in the cinema the other day. Their dad basically told me to mind my own business. Two minutes later when the younger one tripped and took a heider into a metal tensabarrier pole, I may have smiled a teeny bit. 
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2nd November 2007, 10:18pm
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#11 | | From Myth To Laughter
Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Whitby, Ontario
Posts: 4,005
| Re: Yes, it's time for THAT rant again.. Quote:
Originally Posted by Fenntastic ....you cant tell them to fuck off... | I tell them to fuck off. And I have a few choice words for any person who remember they actually have kids for just long enough to have something to say to me about it. |
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3rd November 2007, 8:44am
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#12 | | Bring the heid o' charlie Editor
Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Staley Road
Posts: 10,298
| Re: Yes, it's time for THAT rant again.. Fuck off toddlers! altnation, heartwarming. |
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3rd November 2007, 10:24am
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#13 | | Larger Than Life
Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Mankyland
Posts: 17,884
| Re: Yes, it's time for THAT rant again.. Quote:
Originally Posted by Stew So lax parenting results in your wanting to harm small children? | Teach them a lesson.. the parents AND the children... Quote:
Originally Posted by Charlie Parker Fuck off toddlers! |
Aye, pretty much.
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3rd November 2007, 10:37am
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#14 | | Banned
Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 2,625
| Re: Yes, it's time for THAT rant again.. Argos has got to be the worst example of "lazy-parenting" I have ever had the misfortune to experience. Little kids ravaging about the catalogue's, screaming they want this toy and that, then they spot the one singular shelf which does have some toys displayed on it and start yanking them out their boxes/pushing all the volume buttons.
All the while, their parent's are standing at the opposite side of the room waiting for their pick-up number to be called, acting oblivious to the havoc their children are causing.  |
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3rd November 2007, 10:49am
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#15 | | Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Kelvindale
Posts: 1,132
| Re: Yes, it's time for THAT rant again.. I swear to god, no matter where I go, what time it is, what type of restaurant/pub it is - there is a child screaming for no reason whatsoever. Which is fine, its a child, but it should be taken outside until it chills out so my head can cease exploding.
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