Stealing

[Bunnylingus]

Tell his teacher he stole from another kid in class and make her pull him aside to tell him off. and warn him that if it happens again she'll pull him out in front of the class?

I wouldn't make her tell the whole class because then he'd be tarred with that brush forever.

[triggerhappy]

This will be of no use to you at all, other than to make you laugh and cry at some of the responses:

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...=1006030202564

The best answerer cites his cat as his source.

[Pier Angeli]

Threaten to put him in the children's home, and go as far as to phone up and pretend to make arrangements. He'll soon be begging for forgiveness.

My mum used that all the time... and it worked every time.

[triggerhappy]

Threaten to put him in the children's home, and go as far as to phone up and pretend to make arrangements. He'll soon be begging for forgiveness.

My mum used that all the time... and it worked every time.

I used to do the opposite: threaten to phone ChildLine.

What a horrible child I was.

[Ravenshayde]

Tell his teacher he stole from another kid in class and make her pull him aside to tell him off. and warn him that if it happens again she'll pull him out in front of the class?

I wouldn't make her tell the whole class because then he'd be tarred with that brush forever.

That's actually a good idea, I may try that

[Jaemi]

If I'd have done that when I was wee I'd have been battered and grounded for a fortnight.

Preach!
Slap the wee cunt, let him know he's done wrong.

[Ravenshayde]

Threaten to put him in the children's home, and go as far as to phone up and pretend to make arrangements. He'll soon be begging for forgiveness.

My mum used that all the time... and it worked every time.

I even used that too, he's all sorry at the time, and like I said earlier it's like he forgets all about it

[Witch]

I have No idea.
Rachel wouldnt steal (well, not yet...)
I hvae no idea what to suggest

[LesMTS]

I even used that too, he's all sorry at the time, and like I said earlier it's like he forgets all about it

Next time don't forgive him, then. Say you don't believe he's sorry and uphold whatever punishment you've administered.

Failing that, use a pasteur pippette to drop vinegar into his eyes.

[Jaemi]

That's actually a good idea, I may try that

That's shocking.
It's your child and it's upto you to punish him and bring him up right. The teachers got enough todo without you dropping your domestic problems at her feet and expecting her to bring up your child as well as educate him.

Be adult enough to punish the child and follow through with the punishment. I'm willing to bet that you've probably never done that before.

And if you don't punish him, I'll punish you. Because in 10 years, the wee bastard's going to be breaking into my house and stealing my shit.

I have No idea.
Rachel wouldnt steal (well, not yet...)
I hvae no idea what to suggest

Heavy "my kid's better than your kid" post here.

[Jushin Liger]

If you call your Grandma Mamma and your Mamma Pam, you going to jail.

[Pier Angeli]

Cut off his hands.

[Jaemi]

Tell him he was an accident and if he steals again he'll end up like maddie...

[The Butcher]

Not angry just disappointed.

Wage psychological warfare. Nothing worse than guilt.

[I'm Your God Now]

Take the Austrian root, keep him in your sex cellar for 20 years.