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10th March 2009, 5:47pm
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#46 | | HENRY ROLLINSAUSAGE
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| Re: Stealing Quote:
Originally Posted by Headwork Why not?
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You wouldn't receive statements such as "stab yer wean in the neck" if you asked a parent group off the internet, is all I'm saying. |
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10th March 2009, 5:48pm
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#47 | | 33 Rounds Per Minute
Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Clydebank
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| Re: Stealing Stealing's not cool? Fuck you, Prof. Quote:
Originally Posted by AWESOMEUS MAXIMUS You wouldn't receive statements such as "stab yer wean in the neck" if you asked a parent group off the internet, is all I'm saying. | That, and you might get your head filled with things that are 100% the wrong idea.
That said, IMO Jaemi's got it.
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10th March 2009, 5:54pm
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#48 | | Ninja Pirate of Awesome
Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Paisley, sadly.
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| Re: Stealing Quote:
Originally Posted by AWESOMEUS MAXIMUS You wouldn't receive statements such as "stab yer wean in the neck" if you asked a parent group off the internet, is all I'm saying. | Where I live thats standard practice 
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10th March 2009, 6:08pm
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#49 | | ShakingTheDisease SuperMod
Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Ptolomea
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| Re: Stealing i'm frankly appalled by Les's suggestions. talk about over-reaction. i mean, it's not like he was putting fireworks up cats' bums.
i'd start with a weekend in the cupboard under the stairs, and if that doesn't work, then put his hair in bunches and make him wear a pink dress to school.
vinegar in the eyes is only appropriate for much worse behaviour.
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10th March 2009, 6:41pm
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#50 | | [Patter Master]
Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Paisley
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| Re: Stealing fucl all ths super nanny naughty chair bollox
give the wee shit a skelp and put him tae his bed with nae dinner
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10th March 2009, 6:42pm
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#51 | | on a shoe driven mission
Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: over a rainbow
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| Re: Stealing getting flashbacks already here of the smacking debate from a couple of years ago...*shudders*
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10th March 2009, 7:20pm
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#52 | | Harvey Kartel
Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Beatdown Central
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| Re: Stealing Explain to him that all property is theft, and that no-one has right of ownership.
It won't stop him from stealing, but it will give him some justification.
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10th March 2009, 8:07pm
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#53 | | cromulent
Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: the icy heights
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| Re: Stealing Quote:
Originally Posted by yummy mummy It's very common at the age of 6 or 7 for children to 'steal', that is, take something that isn't theirs. They aren't quite mature enough to understand the concept of ownership and have the mindset of 'if I want something, I'm just going to take it'. | My only experience of babies is off Family Guy (seriously) but I thought there was a quite common 'mine' phase, so aye, ^ what she said. Apparently when I was a kid my mum found a ton of cat food in my pram which I had bumped Quote:
Originally Posted by Pier Angeli Threaten to put him in the children's home, and go as far as to phone up and pretend to make arrangements. He'll soon be begging for forgiveness.
My mum used that all the time... and it worked every time. | My mum used to tell me I was going to Rosie's Home and that would shut me up. No elaboration just, 'You're going to Rosie's Home' and a steely glare. Done.
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10th March 2009, 8:18pm
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#54 | | Hammer Smashed Face
Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Airstrip One
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| Re: Stealing Write to Gordon Brown and Tony Blair, and ask for their advice. Explain to them that your son watched the news and is following the Iraqi oil precedent. Quote:
Originally Posted by crazydiamond85 fucl all ths super nanny naughty chair bollox
give the wee shit a skelp and put him tae his bed with nae dinner | He'd just steal some dinner. |
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10th March 2009, 8:46pm
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#55 | | Made in the 80's.
Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The best little Whorehouse near Tesco.
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| Re: Stealing Quote:
Originally Posted by sylvianorth My only experience of babies is off Family Guy (seriously) but I thought there was a quite common 'mine' phase, so aye, ^ what she said. Apparently when I was a kid my mum found a ton of cat food in my pram which I had bumped
My mum used to tell me I was going to Rosie's Home and that would shut me up. No elaboration just, 'You're going to Rosie's Home' and a steely glare. Done. | I went through a phase of stealing stuff from John Menzies when I was a wee yin, my mum once found a Kylie cassette single and several sparkly bangles stuffed in my pockets.
The threat of 'the gypsies that lived in the park coming to take you' was my deterrent. |
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10th March 2009, 8:55pm
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#56 | | El Chupa Libre
Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: A Strange Bed
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| Re: Stealing I used to steal when I was a wee guy, I remember stealing ice lollies and shit from the shop in p7 and that.
Never got caught.
Pure buzz though.
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20th April 2009, 7:52pm
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#57 | | The sound of her wings..
Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Omicron Persei
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| Re: Stealing Just saw this thread.
You have more than one kid? Guessing he probably steals for the attention he feels his younger sibling(s) are getting that he is not. Next time he steals cash from you, point out it is a shame but he will be the one to lose out as the money he took was going towards his Birthday/ xmas presents. |
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