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17th October 2005, 8:47pm
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#31 | | 啼米
Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Coatbridge
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| Re: I just caught a spider
thank fuck, i hate spiders.
amY do u ever leave buchanan galleries? and where do u hide?!
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17th October 2005, 8:47pm
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#32 | | Destroyer of Worlds
Join Date: May 2005 Location: Glasgow
Posts: 4,172
| Re: I just caught a spider
you get Camel Spiders in Iraq (i think it's there, anyway)
they inject morphine into their prey and eat it alive without it knowing. the camel's just walking along when suddenly its stomach falls out (hance the name Camel Spider). they hunt in 3s, so if you see 1 or 2, just remember "shit.....where's the other 1??"
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17th October 2005, 8:48pm
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#33 | | Destroyer of Worlds
Join Date: May 2005 Location: Glasgow
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Originally Posted by Timmy thank fuck, i hate spiders.
amY do u ever leave buchanan galleries? and where do u hide?! | i hide in the stockroom in GAME. so ha. | |
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17th October 2005, 8:49pm
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#34 | | Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 11,692
| Re: I just caught a spider
Boydy - that is fucking awful, seriously, just because they're wee spiders there's no need for that  | |
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17th October 2005, 9:05pm
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#35 | | Banned
Join Date: Apr 2002
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Rename this "shit yerself" after that pic there | |
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17th October 2005, 9:34pm
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#36 | | Tannhauser Gate Veteran
Join Date: May 2001 Location: On the moral high ground - And armed!
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Oskar - Where the FUCK do your in-laws live? And how big is that thing? Looks way too big to be indigenous! | |
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17th October 2005, 9:37pm
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#37 | | Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2003
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I got woken up last night by a huge beast of a spider crawling on my fucking arm! I nearly soiled my bed!  | |
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17th October 2005, 9:38pm
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#38 | | small&insignificant
Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: 1997
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Originally Posted by Oskar This wee dude was roaming about the in-laws' dining room... | So cute, so furry. You think I can keep it?
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17th October 2005, 9:41pm
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#39 | | such a waste to be wasted
Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: avec moomaw
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Originally Posted by Rev Scapegoat Oskar - Where the FUCK do your in-laws live? And how big is that thing? Looks way too big to be indigenous! | This is my one hope.
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17th October 2005, 9:47pm
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#40 | | tear you apart
Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: piano island
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Originally Posted by Timmy thank fuck, i hate spiders.
amY do u ever leave buchanan galleries? and where do u hide?! | Last time I saw you I think I was on an escalator and you were down the bottom at Millie's Cookies. Today I was sitting facing Burger King at the furthest away table.
I'm not actually there that often, honest! It's something to do when yer not in Uni, innit.
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17th October 2005, 9:50pm
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#41 | | 啼米
Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Coatbridge
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aye well.. that and lunch.
just fate then eh? 
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17th October 2005, 9:51pm
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#42 | | tear you apart
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Must be!
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17th October 2005, 11:29pm
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#43 | | Dean Keenan Fan Club
Join Date: May 2001 Location: ail symudiad
Posts: 22,819
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OK. Can't find any flies in the house but did find a really wee spider which is now sharing the home with the big fella. Who I will now call Menkar. If the big guy doesn't eat the wee guy and, to be honest, he looks scared of him. The youngster will be named Menkab.
Both those words are arabic for nostril by the way.
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17th October 2005, 11:32pm
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#44 | | Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: On the Bathroom Floor, Hugging the Toilet .......
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And so it begins ... (see my post earlier  ) | |
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17th October 2005, 11:33pm
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#45 | | such a waste to be wasted
Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: avec moomaw
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That made me laugh more than was necessary.
You could cut your finger and feed them the blood little shop of horrors style. Or not.
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