I just caught a spider

[Timmy]

thank fuck, i hate spiders.

amY do u ever leave buchanan galleries? and where do u hide?!

[TSR]

you get Camel Spiders in Iraq (i think it's there, anyway)
they inject morphine into their prey and eat it alive without it knowing. the camel's just walking along when suddenly its stomach falls out (hance the name Camel Spider). they hunt in 3s, so if you see 1 or 2, just remember "shit.....where's the other 1??"

i may have read this on the forums

[TSR]

thank fuck, i hate spiders.

amY do u ever leave buchanan galleries? and where do u hide?!

i hide in the stockroom in GAME. so ha.

[Crystal Mighty]

Boydy - that is fucking awful, seriously, just because they're wee spiders there's no need for that

[Mrs H]

Rename this "shit yerself" after that pic there

[Rev Scapegoat]

Oskar - Where the FUCK do your in-laws live? And how big is that thing? Looks way too big to be indigenous!

[Nieriel]

I got woken up last night by a huge beast of a spider crawling on my fucking arm! I nearly soiled my bed!

[Elspeth]

This wee dude was roaming about the in-laws' dining room...

So cute, so furry. You think I can keep it?

[Bunnylingus]

Oskar - Where the FUCK do your in-laws live? And how big is that thing? Looks way too big to be indigenous!

This is my one hope.

[Devastator]

thank fuck, i hate spiders.

amY do u ever leave buchanan galleries? and where do u hide?!

Last time I saw you I think I was on an escalator and you were down the bottom at Millie's Cookies. Today I was sitting facing Burger King at the furthest away table.

I'm not actually there that often, honest! It's something to do when yer not in Uni, innit.

[Timmy]

aye well.. that and lunch.

just fate then eh?

[Devastator]

Must be!

[¡Punk!]

OK. Can't find any flies in the house but did find a really wee spider which is now sharing the home with the big fella. Who I will now call Menkar. If the big guy doesn't eat the wee guy and, to be honest, he looks scared of him. The youngster will be named Menkab.

Both those words are arabic for nostril by the way.

[Boydy]

And so it begins ... (see my post earlier )

[Bunnylingus]

That made me laugh more than was necessary.

You could cut your finger and feed them the blood little shop of horrors style. Or not.