I just caught a spider

[Boydy]

I might get a pick tomorro but his container aint glass so it would be all foggy

Coffee Jar mate

[¡Punk!]

Need to wait on the coffee being used....

[Nieriel]

I'm still nervous about going to bed after one crawling along my arm while dozzing the other night!

[Mrs H]

I was over at my sisters and came across a large spider on her bathroom window sill, screamed like the total girl i am, sisters boyfriend ran in, screamed as loud as me and we had to get my nephew(3 at the time) to catch it for us.

[Ghost_Rider]

I fucking hate spiders.

Basically, if they are outside, then we get along fine.

They come into my house, and I go and get Matilda.

This is Matilda

[Mrs H]

I need one of those for damn spiders

[Withnail]

I struck a deal with spiders in my previous two flats. They don't come into my domicile and I don't bludgeon them to fuck with big heavy law books.

Clearly, the spiders in my new house haven't heard of this deal.
This means war.

[purkle]

my skin is now crawling :-( having to check and double check theres nothng crawling on me! i get monsters cos i stay in the middle of fields and my garage is like spider heaven. they also come down the chimneys arghhhhhhhhhhh everywhere really. my house is like the jungle

im gonna find some n get snippets (altho they wont be close up likes cos im a total wuss)

[Mrs H]

Im too scared to cover them im more prone to stand spraying them with hairspray from a safe distance till they gove up

[purkle]

hmm i tried one the other week there with hairspray, didnt work. tried spraying bleach, that freezing mucsles spray, body spray, mould shifter, deoderant, hair styling spray. the fucker just kept getting up and crawling about my curtains in the bathroom. my mum eventually came up and rescued it (altho the wall now has some funny marks) but she took the thing outside so it will probably be back in about a week and will have morphed into superspider from all the chemicals.

she also said she saw it a few days ago sitting at the back door :/

[Possum!]

I once caught 2 big house spiders and kept them in a bottle. I was about 10 at the time. Then I developed arachnaphobia (sp) and had to let them go

[Mrs H]

hmm i tried one the other week there with hairspray, didnt work. tried spraying bleach, that freezing mucsles spray, body spray, mould shifter, deoderant, hair styling spray. the fucker just kept getting up and crawling about my curtains in the bathroom. my mum eventually came up and rescued it (altho the wall now has some funny marks) but she took the thing outside so it will probably be back in about a week and will have morphed into superspider from all the chemicals.

she also said she saw it a few days ago sitting at the back door :/

if you spray nousse on them it confuses them

[Crystal Mighty]

the lot of you are idiots, especially you Purkle, all that fucking effort, why not just scoop the damn thing up on a card and chuck it out the window, for fucks sake, seriously.

[Darrenski]

hmm i tried one the other week there with hairspray, didnt work. tried spraying bleach, that freezing mucsles spray, body spray, mould shifter, deoderant, hair styling spray. the fucker just kept getting up and crawling about my curtains in the bathroom. my mum eventually came up and rescued it (altho the wall now has some funny marks) but she took the thing outside so it will probably be back in about a week and will have morphed into superspider from all the chemicals.

she also said she saw it a few days ago sitting at the back door :/

You're a fucking idiot.

[Crystal Mighty]

suck up

But I mean, can you say "over the top"

You're all fucking hypocrites as well, if it was a cat or a kid that someone did that too, you'd all be up in arms going "oh noes", just cos it's a spider doesn't mean you should act like that

poor spideys