Mornington Crescent

[endless psych]

Three black tokens and a fresh pair of loafers when I get there... and yes I think we could work something out...

[Potatojunkie]

Outstanding. Could've probably done it with two black tokens and a cerise one, but that's what I get for not thinking things through.

Swiss Cottage, then. Orthagonal shunts are off-limits for the next three rounds.

[endless psych]

Ah well Oxford Road it is then...

I have a nagging suspicion I have not thought this through...

[Potatojunkie]

Third ball locked! Multiba—, nah, just kidding.

I will take the Jubilee Blunderbuss you've set up to get all the way (via Bank, as per Shatner's Second Amendment) to Edgware.

MC in two.

[endless psych]

If I had thought I would have lain Shatners Basson in your path before my current predicament became all to clear...

Oxford Road

On the plus side - loafers comfy.

[Potatojunkie]

Ha! My sense of time remains untampered-with.

Speaking of which, it's only quarter past three. I can get to Chalk Farm before the schools let out.

MC in one.

[Semprini]

MC in one.

I don't think I can stop you here, only a flawless penalty-fare-filibuster will prevent you winning.

Unless....

Warren Street?

[Potatojunkie]

Shit! Didn't see that one coming. Stupid third dimension. Like that bit in Wrath of Khan, only moreso.

To Euston and in Spoon, I believe.

[fsapsford]

Yes! Finally, the Brown 32 Winsdor rule can come into play - Paddington and marmalade for me!

[Some Black Dude]

Which unfortunately for me, brings the UK terror act amendment rules into play. I attempt to get on at Stockwell, but I'm promptly shot by armed police for looking a bit dark.

Sigh, stuck in Purgatory for now.

[PapaZeb]

Went from McCarran Airport to Chicago's O'Hare Airport.
Expected layover time? 3 months.

I'm currently in a part-time job at a newstand in the airport.

<< Scuttled before I could even get to London.

[poprock]

Bastarding Easyjet keep delaying my takeoff from Glasgow International, never mind the the fact that I need to negotiate the notorious Stansted Express once I reach London. Unless you lot are so far up each others’ stratagems that you keep each other busy until Wednesday next, I doubt I’m even in with a chance this late in the game.

[poprock]

Since I’m stuck, does anyone want to do a deal for this surplus zones 1–3 travelpass? It could be enough to help one of you pull off the infamous Rushton gambit and draw this all to a dignified end.

[The Butcher]

after an unfortunate altercation with a large black man with a large silver knife, i've lost my travelcard. Does the FTSE 100 amendment of 1978 (ii), mean i can get said travelpass from mr poprock, in exchange for a younger sibling?

if so i'll wheel myself over to camden town.

[poprock]

I’m afraid you’ll need to consult Stovold as to the legality of that one, Mr Blip. It’s beyond my ken.