Alice Cooper, Motorhead & Joan Jett - Glasgow SECC

Once in a while there comes a concert line up that piques the interest even more so than is normal. When the acts in question are some of the most well known names in rock from the last 25 years, then three squeezed onto one bill definitely counts as something special.

AltNation’s roving reporter skulks into the dimly lit SECC as Joan Jett and the Blackhearts are storming through their set. Arguably the weakest on the bill if only in terms of sheer back catalogue, they nonetheless deliver an energetic and enjoyable performance that sets the audience up nicely for a long night of classic rock and metal goodness.

Up next are UK stalwarts Motorhead, fronted by the iconic figure of Lemmy. Motorhead have always been a no-nonsense kind of band, in their element when you need fast loud and aggressive heavy metal. This brand of ear bursting sonic assault has always served them well and makes them in some ways the perfect warm up act for this kind of occasion, where the audience needs to be pulled into the moment a little. Sadly, despite such a hard rocking pedigree, Motorhead fall a bit short in the Glasgow’s barn-like SECC arena and what is usually a tight and direct musical onslaught sounds more like five thousand wasps in the back of a blazing petrol tanker. Thankfully someone at the mixing desk salvages the situation in time for the band to redeem proceedings with blistering versions of Killed By Death and Overkill which have the hall bouncing along. The obligatory Ace Of Spades papers over the previous cracks and Motorhead pull off another heavy metal swindle of sorts.

During the changeover break there’s a noticeable buzz about the place as Alice Cooper prepares to take the stage. What is even more interesting to note is the broad spread of age ranges jostling for position in front of the barrier. Any doubters of this phenomenon are enlightened as the man himself sweeps onto the stage and launches straight into the classic No More Mr Nice Guy, a statement of intent if ever there was one. It’s hard to deny that Cooper has a superb collection of hits spanning almost 40 years, but what is evident is the way he effortlessly combines heavy rock and theatre to provide a visual feast for the audience that is involving and satisfying. During the course of the show we see Cooper face the hangman’s noose, charge around the stage pushing a pram before perilously shaking the infant within and indulging in a spot of wife-beating. This is all stuff that would be tasteless in another context but works seamlessly with the rock and roll backdrop in this setting. The original “shock rocker” just keeps on mesmerising.

Not that Cooper is by any means a one trick showman who relies on visual set pieces to keep the show going. Every song is a classic from I’m Eighteen to Under My Wheels, Elected and School’s Out. I’m also delighted to note that the crowd of 11 year old kids standing to my right are belting out every word and cheering gleefully as Cooper prances about the stage like a menacing beast of the underworld. In an age where the latest stars of stage try hard to outdo one another in terms of the grotesque and shocking, it brings a smile to my face that the Daddy of them all can still delight and excite a fresh new generation.

The lights come up with the crowd cheering for more, the universal sign of a good night. Bar a few moments where the venue sound let the night down this was a smashing example of how old dogs can still turn in good tricks from time to time. A musical lesson to those who fancy themselves as entertainers … I go home with a huge grin on my face and wander off into the cold Glasgow night, warmed by the fact that I’ll be doing Alice Cooper impersonations in front of the mirror for weeks to come.

www.joanjett.com
www.imotorhead.com/
www.alicecooper.com

Woolies · 15th November 2007, 1:33am

Thanks to Jacky and Graeme for donating tickets to this show.

Posh · 15th November 2007, 1:38am

Motorhead are not a heavy metal band

djbarry · 15th November 2007, 3:31am

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Originally Posted by Posh

Motorhead are not a heavy metal band

That's what I was about to say, Lemmy would boot your sack if he heard you say that.

Lovewookie · 15th November 2007, 12:29pm

yeah, but the sisters of mercy don't consider themselves goth either.

Lovewookie · 15th November 2007, 2:48pm

Oh and apparently according to the office cooper fan he started with 'it's hot tonight' rather than no more mr nice guy.

SOLIDBOB · 15th November 2007, 2:56pm

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Originally Posted by Lovewookie

Oh and apparently according to the office cooper fan he started with 'it's hot tonight' rather than no more mr nice guy.

nah, it was definitely no more mr nice guy.

**Kenny Everett** · 15th November 2007, 4:26pm

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Originally Posted by Posh

Motorhead are not a heavy metal band

Quiet you

Lovewookie · 15th November 2007, 5:13pm

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Originally Posted by SOLIDBOB

nah, it was definitely no more mr nice guy.

OK, maybe he's getting too old for it then....

Noizy Rab · 18th November 2007, 5:43pm

i missed joan jett and half of motorhead thanks to some inconsiderate fuckwit who decided it'd be a good idea to have a heart attack and die on the train and thus stop me gettin up the road to grab my ticket

weefi · 19th November 2007, 5:38pm

I got a painful buzz in my ears 15 mins into motorheads set due to the idiot soundman they had not being able to control a stack of marshalls properly so spent the rest of motorheads set talking to folk near the bar

other than that, it was a good gig

Boomslang · 19th November 2007, 5:58pm

I loved the stage show, especially when Alice Cooper was hanged! This was amusing to watch, and then being wacked in the face with a giant baloon.

**Kenny Everett** · 20th November 2007, 1:13am

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Originally Posted by weefi

I got a painful buzz in my ears 15 mins into motorheads set due to the idiot soundman they had not being able to control a stack of marshalls properly so spent the rest of motorheads set talking to folk near the bar

Trust me, you'll be lucky if more than one of those speakers is actually operational. They're all for show.

The sound was awful for motorhead though, I agree.

The_librarian · 24th November 2007, 6:40pm

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Originally Posted by Kenny Everett

Trust me, you'll be lucky if more than one of those speakers is actually operational. They're all for show.

The sound was awful for motorhead though, I agree.

As I said to Dave when I got home, Motorhead still need to sack the sound man.

There should be some variation, not everything turned up as loud as it can go, just ends up with the "under a blanket" sound, totaly detracts from the over all performance.

Joan Jett, was good, and Alice well he was Alice, pure pantomime, strung along with great songs well performed, and now with added hanging, so good. So worth going just for that.