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2nd July 2008, 8:39pm
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#31 | | Hiphopopotamus
Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Between 2 field
Posts: 20,469
| Re: Words your pet/s understand.
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Originally Posted by Brookie  my horse answers to his name. Shout on him in the firld and he comes running. Also understands the word dinner and sweetie. | one of the horses round my bit, billy, does that too. ill yell his name and he'll come galloping. it doesnt work with the other horses coz i dont know their proper names so i have just given them names..... my mum doesnt appreciate me stading out the back yelling 'BOGEY!!!!'....one of the horses had a runny nose when i first met him 
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Originally Posted by triggerhappy Fenntastic - with the "I don't like you, you don't like me, who gives a fuck?" attitude | | 
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2nd July 2008, 8:45pm
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#32 | | Pariah Carey
Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Clydebank
Posts: 16,891
| Re: Words your pet/s understand.
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Originally Posted by addy Whatever happened to the idea of them integrating with our culture? You come here, you respect our customs. You dont like it, you fuck right off back where you came from | | |
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2nd July 2008, 9:31pm
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#33 | | Made in the 80's.
Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The best little Whorehouse near Tesco.
Posts: 10,645
| Re: Words your pet/s understand.
My dog knows the following:
His name, my mum & dad and my names.
Sit, stay, leave it, paw, high-five, lie down, walk, biscuit, dinner, chicken, grandpa, car, bed and also the names of various dogs in our street. | |
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2nd July 2008, 9:39pm
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#34 | | Stop pissing me off...
Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Cessnock
Posts: 1,328
| Re: Words your pet/s understand.
Her name
Sit/ down/speak/roll over/off
No
Good girl - This gets furious tail wagging.
Biscuit/dinner - Biscuit is a chew. Dinner is scran
High Five - High fives your hand. Its really just a modification of paw
Paw -
Walk - Runs to front door
Leash - Runs to leash
C'mon - Follows you
Hup - Jump up on you. Usually clawing your face in the process
"Who did that?" - Usually giving her a row when she's been up on the bed/couch/eaten your dinner when you're not looking.
Stay
Bed
All this makes her sound quite clever, when really she's rather dense | |
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2nd July 2008, 9:41pm
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#35 | | To Me You Are Perfect...
Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Near Glasgow
Posts: 2,511
| Re: Words your pet/s understand.
Cheeko my dog knows
My name, Joannes name my mums and my friend leannes
Milk?-He'll run to the kitchen
What do you want?- He'll show you
Biscuit-he'll get all excited
Go away- He'll go away
Out?- He'll run to the door if he wants out, or if he doesnt he'll just not move
Lie down- If hes on the bed only
Bed?- He'll go running into my/mums room
Kisses?- He'll kiss you
Cheeky man/cheeky chops/baby boy/ cheeky/ cheeko he'll answer too.
And loads more cant think just now. I have a smart-ish dog
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2nd July 2008, 9:49pm
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#36 | | Athiest Otter
Join Date: Dec 2004
Posts: 15,817
| Re: Words your pet/s understand.
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Originally Posted by SoYeahThisIsMe And loads more cant think just now. | "Fuck off, Cheeko!" 
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2nd July 2008, 9:59pm
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#37 | | F0rum Ghost
Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: In Your Bed
Posts: 3,198
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"cooommmmmmme baccck hammy"
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2nd July 2008, 10:07pm
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#38 | | says Addy
Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Glasgow.
Posts: 12,551
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Aye I was gonna say "Yer hamster clearly doesn't know "come out, come out, wherever you are"
MIA.
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2nd July 2008, 10:11pm
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#39 | | Chew you up, spit you out
Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Airstrip One
Posts: 26,826
| Re: Words your pet/s understand.
She used to understand plenty of words (the usual suspects, dinner, walk etc), but she's deaf now.
She may well still understand the words, but all she can hear is the odd whistle or tongue-click. | |
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29th July 2008, 7:31pm
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#40 | | Registered User
Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Glasgow/Fife
Posts: 1,166
| Re: Words your pet/s understand.
ferrets seem to be deaf if you yell "no" at them to stop doing something dangerous/stupid/destructive/all of the above but can hear a bag of crisps being opened two rooms away! | |
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29th July 2008, 7:48pm
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#41 | | because we care
Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: nr livingston
Posts: 12,931
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MY old dog used to understand the word "bath" it was his cue to run around like a madman so he didnt go in one 
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Originally Posted by Vonnie *Blaine* - He's like the Grampa who sits and reads the paper and occasionally interjects with Grampa-like outbursts. | | |
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25th August 2008, 6:14pm
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#42 | | Registered User
Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Glasgow/Fife
Posts: 1,166
| Re: Words your pet/s understand.
Honey ferret obviously understands "vet", after acting unwell for a couple of days she's bouncing around on her slightly paralysed legs again after i've made an appointment for her tomorrow. Well tough, she's still going... | |
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25th August 2008, 6:20pm
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#43 | | Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Watford.
Posts: 72
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"Come here then" *kiss kiss kiss* :P
My cats mostly understand gestures though. | |
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