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T-Bone · 7th December 2006, 2:16pm

coaster you have been privvy to at least 4 assaults at gigs the most recent of which resulted in you waiting outside hall 2 of the SECC for the entire flaming lips set with a meat cleaver wedged into your nugget. rory told me about it. stop smoking.

JZY · 7th December 2006, 2:41pm

Youve been chucked out your fair share of gigs too giz.

What was that one you got belted out for fighting some ned? was secc. Then you went home and forced yer poor maw into pouring you shots of whisky at 15 coz you needed to 'calm down'. snik snik.

T-Bone · 7th December 2006, 2:44pm

that was the fucking offspring gig we went to for my birthday one year. i got chucked out during AFI cause some ned and his bird objected to 5,000 people swaying. of course it was my fault i was getting pushed into them so he started getting wide. i had already been warned by the bouncer for punching a crowd surfer who had whacked me in the face with his doc martin on the way past. then when i hit back at said bam i got dragged over the barrier and thrown out while he got let back in, cause of my previous like.

were you there scoot drove me down the following day so i could ask for my money back?

"listen sonny, your on CCTV putting your foot through that glass door, if i were you i would get outta here"

JZY · 7th December 2006, 2:47pm

haw haw. Trying to get your money back after being thrown out for fighting.

The very mention of the name 'scoot' give us an idea of how old skool that shit really was.

T-Bone · 7th December 2006, 2:50pm

wasnt that the same gig he got a rib broken by a bouncer for trying to get into the standing section?

JZY · 7th December 2006, 2:56pm

aye. haha. and keith did roly polys across seats on the way there? or was that another time....

T-Bone · 7th December 2006, 3:00pm

that must have been another time, theres no way scoot was still about when krazy keif arrived on the scene. is that guy still off his fucking nut?

JZY · 8th December 2006, 5:08pm

Funny story actually, towards the end of kennys 1st year, 3 seperate incidents which resulted in keith getting fucked up because he was too drunk. (being mugged without any physical force, just being too drunk to stop it, riding down some steep ass stairs on a bike and going to hospital for it, and some other mad incident) After these incidents he totally stopped being so 'krazy' and earned the nickname Calm Keith. And was calm keith for aaages, always wearing shirts n shit, no more hawk, didnt come out much etc. We didnt see him for a year or two.

THEN, recently. He's came back on the scene Krazier than ever, replacing his love for drink with drugs and is back to living up to his moniker of krazy keith. Only this time choring a massive amount of ....everything and being fucked out his brain. Hes still funny as fuck mind.

One time at kennys recently he lost his shoe and spent about an hour looking for it while fucked saying "ive lost my foot, has anyone seen my foot" - you had to be there obv, but it was fucking hilarious. Especially in his accent.

Zooropa · 8th December 2006, 5:18pm

Yas, a banter forum!
Hopefully make up for the demise of the Given forum.

JZY · 8th December 2006, 5:28pm

yeh, i think thats the general idea anyway. Im sure teebys band is a total front.

Mulac · 8th December 2006, 5:48pm

Are you kidding? Sick dynamite are the new Runnin' Riot. Teebehemoth is on vocals.

T-Bone · 8th December 2006, 6:03pm

we cover the cover of twisted sister

Mulac · 9th December 2006, 4:04am

I wrote a new song tomorrow afternoon. It's called "McD's?! I'll break your fuckin' neck". It's gold.

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