Sick as a Parrot

[T-Bone]

christ almighty and bruce refuses to cook me bacon instead insisting on some sort of corned beef, tomtato and herb sandwich. but ive got news for you, i really dont like corned beef, i dont think i have eaten it in the last 15 years.

in better news i found a can of red bull in my room, christ knows how it got there. im guessing it was targetman though cause its sugar free.

arsenal to loose and my house to catch fire, could this day get any worse?

[ChrisMorris]

One of hunters cds was gold last night.

Then i kissed her followed by idioteque followed by fall at your feet followed by youth gone wild! amazin.

I got quite fucked sank a bottle of voddy, targetman must have been paralytic at the end he had a bottle of bucky and a bottle of vod!

its a nice wee flat, i wish mine was as modernly furnished.

[T-Bone]

time flew by and i ended up wankered singing about some guy called bogie?

[ChrisMorris]

I penned another tune last night, its called "Toilet Brush"

Its got a stunning drum part

[T-Bone]

think domestos would use it in a commercial? ive heard theres a lot of money ot be made from royalties!

[ChrisMorris]

I dont want to blow my own trumpet but its gold!

[Mulac]

Have you made a glockenspiel bit for Giz?