Shittest Xmas Present

[T-Bone]

surely anyone who receives this will be able to put their hand on their heart and say 'i got the worst christmas present ever'. dvd games are shite at the best of times cause they take fucking ages. but im not gonna lie if a sport dvd game turned up in my stocking i would play it, likewise for a music one or indeed one of the gimmick ones spooning off millionaire, trivial pursuit, etc. but who the fuck would ask for this?

[ChrisMorris]

James May, what a cunt and what a crock of a xmas gift.

What extravagant lunch are you making today, i forgot my rolls today bastard.

Watch Macintyre uncovered tonight , its about Brian 'The Taxman' Cockerill - not to be missed. Its that cunt thats on the front cover of Scottish Hard Bastards, it will be funny as fuck he's built like a brick shit house.

[T-Bone]

butternut squash and ginger soup to accompany a nice sarnie. i better get a riddle on though i need to go see that stumblebum down the dole office later this afternoon.

[JZY]

butternut squash and ginger soup. What a fanny.

[Mulac]

And he thinks he's a working class hero. Furking ass hero.

[T-Bone]

let me tell you my butternut squash soup is fantastic. assuming you got round to making it and followed my recipe cacksten should know better than to question my soupness. i might open a soup nazi esque store in glasgow!

[JZY]

the soup nazi would NEVER sell butternut squash and ginger soup. he'd ban you for a year for even talking about that shit

[Mulac]

In fairness Teeb, your (Brucies) tom soup was the business. Finished it last night with a pack of Hula Hoops.

[T-Bone]

butternut squash and ginger soup is exactly the kind of soup sold by the soup nazi, i mean that guy had all the posh shit, cold cucumber, clam chowder, mulligetani. just cause im a working class hero doesnt mean i cant espire to eat the soup of those who control the means of production.

and cacksten i tld you that tom soup was the fucking bomb bizzle, i might make a big pot today seen as its baltic.