BawBag Big Brother

[T-Bone]

deary me it appears resident ramsey has bottled it from starting a thread again despite implicitley stating that celebrity big brother could be the saviour of sick dynamite.

what a bunch of utter bawbags are on it this year. not one of them has any real talent and still has their marbles. no doubt jackson and that old bloke were respected in their day but its inhumane to have them on the telly, especially this old boy ken who clearly doesnt know where the fuck he is.

this donny guy is a complete mug, ive seen the documentery following his banda couple of times on bravo. they are a shite band who despite hating the system and being so rebellious have the ambition to top the charts. the whole band are twats, in particular the hapless cunt who ended up on the show.

bird wise, teddyi's bird didnt look much when she went in but when she was jumping about in those booty shorts ive changed my mind big time. the indian bird is also mad hot.

sadly its odds on that poofy prick 'H' will win it.

ps - you would think that jo bird sold enough records in s club 7 to get her fucking teeth fixed.

[Mulac]

I've not seen it, my brain is mushy enough already.

Resident Ramsbottom has the cajones of a little bitch.

[T-Bone]

i hate these fucking shows but i always end up watching them. except i'm a celebrity cause that was complete and utter pish, apart from bikini clad klass in the sun but i didnae have to watch the telly for that.

you should watch it tonight, i think 'donny tourette' used to be in ACL?

[Fin Diesel]

Donny Tourette was one of the founding members of ACL along with Gerry Lee and Freto but due to him being unable to complete the mandotory sub-crawl and refusing to shave his head, they sacked him and auditioned a Skinny little scrum-half from Lenzie who had incredibly large cajones for a man of his size!

CBB is simply on at the right time of year to get alot of viewers, there is nothing else entertaining on to watch at the moment so fair play to Channel 4 big wigs for getting their timing spot on but i still think they shouldve put the Hoff in there.

[T-Bone]

right, this guy donny is half way between being funny as fuck and being a complete twat, i fear he will edge ever more towards complete twat over the coming shows. why the rest of them are scared to tell him to fuck off is beyond me, what the fuck is he going to do?

i still think this old bloke ken isnt in a fit enough state to be on the telly.

still cant decide who i will give the boab to, ms sheringham or ms bollywood

[Dave Freto V1]

I only seen them arriving into the house but that Donny wanker struck me as somemone who has had an upper class upbringing with the silver spoon in his mouth who is going through a rebellious stage and thinks he is proper mental and rock n' roll. Can you imagine him acting like that in sauchiehall st or the goose on union st or argylle st etc

He strikes me as someone who was probably the "crazy" friend of William & Harry growing up and who shunned polo and fox hunting to get fucked up on babycham or chardonnay. He acts like he is all rock n' roll but if you look at the way he dresses and his hairstyle you can see he has spent endless hours in front of the mirror trying desperately to achieve his "look". I think he is a complete fannybaws!

[T-Bone]

i think i saw him in the cathouse the other night. thing is he is hogging all the fucking airtime so he will either be there for the duration or will be out at the first opportunity. i dont know how this version of the show works but if its the same thing, housemates nominate each other he will be up for eviction every week. of course thats probably his idea of being cool.

[T-Bone]

how shite is this program, this leo sayer guy is a complete dick, he is trying to be the main man on the show and in doing so doing my tits in.

as for putting jade in there, jesus christ thats off putting as hell. and why is her nobody boyfriend and lesbo one armed bandit mum in there?

here is a picture of jade's mum being tickled by a chinese man.

[Targetman]

teeb i hate you with all my being
however good to have freto back

[JZY]

These my two brothers, germaine & tito - always fighting like a couple of bitches, shamon brothers!

-"shamon michael!"

[T-Bone]

this is the last time im watching, what utter shite tv. jade fucking goody crying and arguing with the intelligence of a 3 year old because that old cunt is eating a bit of cheese and the rest of the 'ah-ss-mates' now will not get to eat for a fortnight. how fucking daft do you have to be to think the producers are going to give them no food whatsoever. they might not be on sirloin steak if they fail the fucking task but christ almighty they wont waste away.

if jade goody got hit by a bus i think i would struggle to stop smirking.

it is people like her and programs like this that are sending this fucking country down the toilet.

and the sad fucking thing about it, i will no doubt be sitting on the couch in 24 hours time and be offered celebrity big brother or soapstar superstars on the telly. get fucked.

[T-Bone]

i just came accross last nights show on that ntl on demand thing and i have it on right now. did i really just see a middle aged one armed lesbo get in a hot tub with a see through bathing costume on? fuck this show, im addicted and i hate it. i would rather be hooked on scag than this fucking shite.

[JZY]

Originally Posted by T-Bone

it is people like her and programs like this that are sending this fucking country down the toilet.

seriously giz. how old are you?

[T-Bone]

22 going on 70, why you disagree?