Download festival? Entering Shakira?

[Dave Freto V1]

Anyone fancy coming to download with me and Morry?!

Incidently, I think i saw something called Enter Shakira on the line up for one of the stages at download, is this what i imagine it to be? If so, then i must denounce Shakira for lowering herself to this level and proving she is nothing but a vile colombian strumpet.

However, i shall be in attendance, if not only to bare witness to this disgusting act with my own eyes to see if it is really true. And of course if i purchase a ticket to enter shakira myself let it be known that i am only doing so to save the rest of the crowd from sin, and no attention should be payed to my arse going up and down like a fiddlers elbow. Also, i will probably have drank enough Stella to drown a hippo...

[JZY]

nah its 'enter shikari' - some indierock scarf band, i think.

[Neil.]

post-emotranceXcoreprogrockdiscofunk scarf band, infact.

[JZY]

if scarfs are involved, im not.

[Neil.]

You'll get a chill in winter.

[JZY]

i wear a hat

[Dave Freto V1]

Do any of the band members look like Shakira? If not then i want my cashmoney back!

[nevali]

I very much doubt they do.

[Neil.]

I heard they dance like Shakira.

[Dave Freto V1]

That'll do!

[Neil.]

Their hips dont lie.

[Fin Diesel]

Haha, classic Dave. It would be great if Shakira was the "mystery guest" on the second stage just like Metallica in 2003, although i think she only has three songs.

Enter Shikari however are a nu rave band from Hertfordshire, kinda like a lightweight Pitchshifter, supposed to be good live, loadsa strobe lights and lasers and shit.

[Dyno]

See if it was "Enter Shakira", as I always hoped it would be, I'd be there barging people in the face with a golf club to get to the front!

[Devastator]

They're not indie scarf anything and they're FAR from nu rave.

The word you are looking for is overrated pile of scene shite.

[Dyno]

Still but, the connotations!