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15th July 2009, 9:04pm
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#1 | | I reckon so...
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| Solid Vs Rufus Five a side football GRUDGE MATCH! Provisionally booked for next wednesday the 22nd at Goals Shawlands, 9pm kick off.
Feel free to come down and cheer on your chosen participants/get drunk/shout abuse at everyone.
We'll probably have a charity bucket for any spare change you might have kicking about too.
Lineups:
Rufus:
Andy Allan (captain)
"Swine Flu" Vinny Reilly
Maeve O'Neill
James "Narc" Duffy
Paul Fotheringham
Solid:
Myself
James Battye
Ronnie "The cat" Cochrane
"15 inch" David Ross
Christopher "Sparrahawk" Alexander
Reserve: Rene Munki
Magic Sponge/Cut man: Terence "Teets" Alexander. |
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15th July 2009, 9:29pm
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#2 | | I have work to do.
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| Re: Solid Vs Rufus Five a side football GRUDGE MATCH! Haha, I'll be there. just to shout at you. |
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15th July 2009, 11:48pm
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#3 | | such a waste to be wasted
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| Re: Solid Vs Rufus Five a side football GRUDGE MATCH! Awesome, I'm gonna come so I can mock Duffy when he falls over cheer on Rufus.
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15th July 2009, 11:51pm
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#4 | | terrifying snail of metal
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| Re: Solid Vs Rufus Five a side football GRUDGE MATCH! i was really hoping this was a match between the punters, that'd be far more entertaining!
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15th July 2009, 11:59pm
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#5 | | such a waste to be wasted
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| Re: Solid Vs Rufus Five a side football GRUDGE MATCH! We should set one up.
Rufus would win easily, seeing as it's punters are on average 15 years younger 
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16th July 2009, 12:05am
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#6 | | I reckon so...
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| Re: Solid Vs Rufus Five a side football GRUDGE MATCH! Quote:
Originally Posted by ladysavage i was really hoping this was a match between the punters, that'd be far more entertaining! | Clearly you haven't seen Rufus' players in action! Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunnylingus We should set one up.
Rufus would win easily, seeing as it's punters are on average 15 years younger  | Aye, but you can't play football with your trousers hanging off your ass and an emo fringe obstructing your vision... 
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16th July 2009, 12:07am
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#7 | | terrifying snail of metal
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| Re: Solid Vs Rufus Five a side football GRUDGE MATCH! Quote:
Originally Posted by SOLIDBOB Clearly you haven't seen Rufus' players in action!  | Field Kenny then i shall turn up! Quote:
Originally Posted by SOLIDBOB
Aye, but you can't play football with your trousers hanging off your ass and an emo fringe obstructing your vision...  | nor can you play with your overinflated liver and beard tripping you up! no-score draw methinks 
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16th July 2009, 12:12am
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#8 | | I reckon so...
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| Re: Solid Vs Rufus Five a side football GRUDGE MATCH! Quote:
Originally Posted by ladysavage Field Kenny then i shall turn up!
nor can you play with your overinflated liver and beard tripping you up! no-score draw methinks  | Kenny's not really a footballer, he'd just mince about humping folk's legs.
Believe it or not there's two or three former pros who drink in the solid that I know of! |
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16th July 2009, 12:25am
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#9 | | such a waste to be wasted
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| Re: Solid Vs Rufus Five a side football GRUDGE MATCH! It's fine, just stick me in goals and we'd win easy.
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16th July 2009, 12:28am
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#10 | | I reckon so...
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| Re: Solid Vs Rufus Five a side football GRUDGE MATCH! Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunnylingus It's fine, just stick me in goals and we'd win easy. | I'd heard your ball handling skills were legendary! sorry, too easy to resist |
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16th July 2009, 12:39am
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#11 | | such a waste to be wasted
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| Re: Solid Vs Rufus Five a side football GRUDGE MATCH! Robert!
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16th July 2009, 12:42am
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#12 | | I reckon so...
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| Re: Solid Vs Rufus Five a side football GRUDGE MATCH! Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunnylingus Robert! | you brought it upon yourself! |
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16th July 2009, 3:26am
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#13 | | Classic Grand DJ
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| Re: Solid Vs Rufus Five a side football GRUDGE MATCH! Quote:
Originally Posted by SOLIDBOB
Believe it or not there's two or three former pros who drink in the solid that I know of! |
So many jokes... |
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16th July 2009, 6:35am
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#14 | | Stronger Than All
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| Re: Solid Vs Rufus Five a side football GRUDGE MATCH! this shall be epic...im going just to watch the boys sweat and dangerous maeve hand you all your arses!!!...yey for rufus! woop woop..x
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16th July 2009, 6:57am
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#15 | | A bit on the sick side
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| Re: Solid Vs Rufus Five a side football GRUDGE MATCH! I think i'll be in attendance. Should be good 
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