Thor Vs. Jesus

[Schizophonic]

In the historical depictions the the hammer's pretty small, so my money's on 'hung like a rhino!'

[¡Punk!]

that's when he was a n00b. once he made his money he bought the big one

[Warlord]

Jesus has watered down red wine, Thor has fuckin mead. MEAD!

[Noizy Rab]

hmmm, thor with a big hammer or heyzeus and his minions practically wiping out norse and germanic religion entirely? interesting...

what am i talkin about, mon' the fuckin thor!

[Noizy Rab]

Originally Posted by monkey star

jews in corpsepaint? those nsbm scamps won't be happy about that...

[Schizophonic]

Originally Posted by Noizy Rab

jews in corpsepaint? those nsbm scamps won't be happy about that...

Are the nsbm crew ever happy about anythin?

[endless psych]

Originally Posted by ;3392980

In the historical depictions the the hammer's pretty small, so my money's on 'hung like a rhino!'

Hang on "historical depictions"...

[Dario]

The homoerotic undertones in this entire thread are enough to make Julian Clary blush with embarrassment. Get a room.

[endless psych]

Before or after he's fisted Norman Lamont?

[¡Punk!]

The Love That Dares To Speak It's Name

As they took him from the cross
I, the centurion, took him in my arms-
the tough lean body
of a man no longer young,
beardless, breathless,
but well hung.
.
He was still warm.
While they prepared the tomb
I kept guard over him.
His mother and the Magdalen
had gone to fetch clean linen
to shroud his nakedness.
.
I was alone with him.
For the last time
I kissed his mouth. My tongue
found his, bitter with death.
I licked his wound-
the blood was harsh
For the last time
I laid my lips around the tip
of that great cock, the instrument
of our salvation, our eternal joy.
The shaft, still throbbed, anointed
with death's final ejaculation
.
I knew he'd had it off with other men-
with Herod's guards, with Pontius Pilate,
With John the Baptist, with Paul of Tarsus
with foxy Judas, a great kisser, with
the rest of the Twelve, together and apart.
He loved all men, body, soul and spirit. - even me.
.
So now I took off my uniform, and, naked,
lay together with him in his desolation,
caressing every shadow of his cooling flesh,
hugging him and trying to warm him back to life.
Slowly the fire in his thighs went out,
while I grew hotter with unearthly love.
It was the only way I knew to speak our love's proud name,
to tell him of my long devotion, my desire, my dread-
something we had never talked about. My spear, wet with blood,
his dear, broken body all open wounds,
and in each wound his side, his back,
his mouth - I came and came and came
.
as if each coming was my last.
And then the miracle possessed us.
I felt him enter into me, and fiercely spend
his spirit's finbal seed within my hole, my soul,
pulse upon pulse, unto the ends of the earth-
he crucified me with him into kingdom come.
.
-This is the passionate and blissful crucifixion
same-sex lovers suffer, patiently and gladly.
They inflict these loving injuries of joy and grace
one upon the other, till they dies of lust and pain
within the horny paradise of one another's limbs,
with one voice cry to heaven in a last divine release.
.
Then lie long together, peacefully entwined, with hope
of resurrection, as we did, on that green hill far away.
But before we rose again, they came and took him from me.
They knew no what we had done, but felt
no shame or anger. Rather they were gald for us,
and blessed us, as would he, who loved all men.
.
And after three long, lonely days, like years,
in which I roamed the gardens of my grief
seeking for him, my one friend who had gone from me,
he rose from sleep, at dawn, and showed himself to me before
all others. And took me to him with
the love that now forever dares to speak its name.



Gay enough for ye Dario?

[Dario]

Bewilderingly so.

[Schizophonic]

Originally Posted by endless psych

Hang on "historical depictions"...

ok so 'Thor's battle against the giants' (1872) was just an example, but any example of an image of Thor through the ages has always shown him with a relatively small mjolnir.

[Warlord]

Who's the better role model? Thor or Jesus?

[XMachina]

Originally Posted by Warlord

Who's the better role model? Thor or Jesus?

Jesus never did drag. Can't say the same about Thor

[Noizy Rab]

Originally Posted by ;3394590

Are the nsbm crew ever happy about anythin?

alcoholocaust?