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    It is a story wheather it is true or not but it represent the great minds of some children.

    A student didn't get the full mark in his class in one of the subjects he studied there. He asked his teacher to do some extra homework in order to get the full mark. His teacher wanted to make it impossible for him ad said to the student: " If you want to get the mark, you must bring some dust from the Paradise!!". It is an impossible question but the student was aware of prophet's sayings and he chose to bring some dust from Paradise!!

    Next day, he gave some dust to his teacher and said to him . "My teacher, this is was I promised to bring to you"!!

    His teacher was astonished and said:"How ? it is impossible to bring some dust from Paradise!!".

    The student said: "dear teacher, I asked my mother to walk on the dust and then I gathered some dust from her foot steps she marked on the dust!! and that what is as our prophet said to us : "Paradise are under mothers' feet".

    The teacher knew that this saying is a metaphore for those who take care of their mothers but he decided to give him full marks due to his intellegence!!"

    This story might be fake or some of its parts which I change to be astory. But it represent how Islam take care of parents even after they are old regrading making mother 3 times important than father because of her mercy.
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    Who live as a young man will die as a young man and who live for his NATION will die as a great man". Khattab

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    Re: Find some Paradise Dust

    Paradise dust ya say? The line starts behind me.

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    Re: Find some Paradise Dust

    So what you're saying here is 'love your maw'.

    Scapegoat will still find something to dislike about this thread.

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    Re: Find some Paradise Dust

    Bet he starts posting pictures of bacon again.
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    Re: Find some Paradise Dust

    So, the student fails his subject, but then gets full marks for knowing a rubbish metaphor? What school is this?

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    Re: Find some Paradise Dust

    Quote Originally Posted by Khattab View Post
    The teacher knew that this saying is a metaphore for those who take care of their mothers but he decided to give him full marks due to his intellegence!!"
    kid's hardly smart if he disnae know what a metaphor is!

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    Re: Find some Paradise Dust

    Plato would approve.
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    Re: Find some Paradise Dust

    Fathers4Justice will be quite frankly, raging at "making mother 3 times important than father ". Expect Batman ontop of a mosque any day now.
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    Re: Find some Paradise Dust

    Quote Originally Posted by Awright View Post
    Fathers4Justice will be quite frankly, raging at "making mother 3 times important than father ". Expect Batman ontop of a mosque any day now.
    In response to the Mumbai attacks?

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    Re: Find some Paradise Dust

    Dana Plato. she liked some 'paradise dust'
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    Re: Find some Paradise Dust

    Did anyone else's primary school ever give them homework where you were given like 4 or 5 words per day and told to go home and write a sentence for each word to show you understood the meaning of the word and the context it should be used in? I used to pure fuck the system on the regular with that one, eg "my granda has a dog named Aeronautics" or "the most fun I had today was eating ajar of Nutella", etc.
    Did I raise a hearty chuckle and get given a pat on the back for my clever bobbing and weaving around the whole point of the exercise? Did I fuck, all I got was a stern look, a shake of the head and an order to do it again. Why the hell does this kid get "full marks" and I never even got a "good try"? Affirmative action, that's the fuck why.


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    Re: Find some Paradise Dust

    I remember writing a really detailed description of thrush, the yeast-related infection, in primary 3.
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    Re: Find some Paradise Dust

    I remember I got into utter shit for writing "But he was a complete spazzy" in Primary school when referring to a kid with Downs.

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    Re: Find some Paradise Dust

    The forum is worse than primary school.
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