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25th February 2009, 2:22pm
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#31 | | Y'wid tho...
Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: The Goblin City
Posts: 8,456
| Re: Lent.
I'm givin them up for good. It's not really a big deal as i can go for weeks without a ciggy, i just get lazy when i'm out drinkin or whatever. It was more along the lines new years resolutions are made to be broken but God will smite me if i bugger up Lent!
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25th February 2009, 2:24pm
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#32 | | Slayer of peanuts!
Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Clydebank
Posts: 2,154
| Re: Lent.
Im not religious in the slightest... just think its a good time to test ones own will power. So glad your actualy gonna give the cigs up and not just for 40 days, the sense in that idea escapes me.
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25th February 2009, 2:32pm
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#33 | | LAST SONG KILL AUDIENCE
Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Glesgae
Posts: 33,172
| Re: Lent.
Maybe they think that god wants them to give it up for 40 days, y'know, as in the whole concept of lent? | |
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25th February 2009, 2:50pm
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#34 | | madame ennui
Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Southside
Posts: 1,836
| Re: Lent.
chocolate, sweeties, cake, biscuits.
combining lent with the latest diet attempt? yes. yes indeed.
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25th February 2009, 2:53pm
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#35 | | such a waste to be wasted
Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: avec moomaw
Posts: 36,153
| Re: Lent.
I'm away to stock up on fags and chocolate, just so I can sit in the pub and taunt you all.
None of you like white russians, so I'm safe.
Aaaaaaah.
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25th February 2009, 3:31pm
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#36 | | borte, ikke glemt
Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Glasgow
Posts: 6,900
| Re: Lent.
Giving up fuck all, where's the fun in that?
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25th February 2009, 4:10pm
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#37 | | madame ennui
Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Southside
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| Re: Lent.
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Originally Posted by Bunnylingus I'm away to stock up on fags and chocolate, just so I can sit in the pub and taunt you all.
None of you like white russians, so I'm safe.
Aaaaaaah. | I'm sorry, you have met me before have you not? I make the best white russians ever... well actually no, they were renamed brown russians cos i put a bit too much booze in, but the point is still there!
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25th February 2009, 4:11pm
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#38 | | DJ PUMPIO
Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: GCHC HQ
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| Re: Lent.
Wan Aff
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25th February 2009, 4:34pm
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#39 | | such a waste to be wasted
Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: avec moomaw
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| Re: Lent.
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Originally Posted by Girshkin I'm sorry, you have met me before have you not? I make the best white russians ever... well actually no, they were renamed brown russians cos i put a bit too much booze in, but the point is still there! | Why HAVE YOU NEVER MADE ME ONE THEN YOU CUNT?
Man, all I got was scrambled eggs. And a saving from the police. 
Nah, I'm just gonna drink black yins instead.
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25th February 2009, 4:53pm
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#40 | | Skip To The End..?
Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Ibrox
Posts: 492
| Re: Lent.
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Originally Posted by Bunnylingus Why HAVE YOU NEVER MADE ME ONE THEN YOU CUNT?
Man, all I got was scrambled eggs. And a saving from the police.
Nah, I'm just gonna drink black yins instead. |
Compromise? Make them with skimmed milk instead, s'all good I think black ones taste wrong.
I'm giving nothing up because the minute something is off limits I want it 1000 times more than normal.
Fitness kick for the entirety of lent though, going to the gym at least every other day.
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26th February 2009, 2:15pm
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#41 | | madame ennui
Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Southside
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| Re: Lent.
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Originally Posted by Bunnylingus Why HAVE YOU NEVER MADE ME ONE THEN YOU CUNT?
Man, all I got was scrambled eggs. And a saving from the police.
Nah, I'm just gonna drink black yins instead. | Kahlua at Merv's hoose and vodka at mine, is a terrible situation!
And you also got special Kosher dinner, I'm just too good to you! 
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26th February 2009, 9:32pm
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#42 | | Y'wid tho...
Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: The Goblin City
Posts: 8,456
| Re: Lent.
Day 2.) Not even a notion for a ciggie. This is a piece of piss!
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26th February 2009, 9:35pm
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#43 | | [Patter Master]
Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Paisley
Posts: 3,624
| Re: Lent.
bet u dont last a fortnight
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26th February 2009, 9:41pm
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#44 | | Y'wid tho...
Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: The Goblin City
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| Re: Lent.
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Originally Posted by crazydiamond85 bet u dont last a fortnight | Yer on!
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26th February 2009, 9:46pm
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#45 | | [Patter Master]
Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Paisley
Posts: 3,624
| Re: Lent.
pint for the winner?
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