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5th February 2004, 11:34pm
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#1 | | Wide as the Clyde
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| Psychic barber
My mum claims shes going to a lecture by a guy called the psychic barber tonight, in the boyd orr building.
what does this mean? | 
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5th February 2004, 11:36pm
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#2 | | Sex Me.
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| Re: Psychic barber
Theres a naked barbers opening in Paisley apparently.
As a modern man, I think its dusgusting women are degrading themselves by cutting mens hair topless.
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5th February 2004, 11:37pm
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#3 | | Registered User
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| Re: Psychic barber
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Originally Posted by JennyPiccolo My mum claims shes going to a lecture by a guy called the psychic barber tonight, in the boyd orr building.
what does this mean? |
He probably cuts people's hair without them meeding to ask what they want.
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5th February 2004, 11:57pm
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#4 | | Wide as the Clyde
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aaah, the boyd orr building is a glasgow uni building.Probably some glasgow Uni hippy crap thing. | |
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6th February 2004, 8:21am
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#5 | | A Jubilant Mass Editor
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You sure it isn't a psycho barber? Could be the Sweeny Todd comeback tour of 2004.
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6th February 2004, 9:28am
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#6 | | pretty in pink
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| Re: Psychic barber
He's a wee camp barber, from somewhere in Glasgow who also has amazing psychic abilities and passes on messages from the other side. I really fancy going to it, but I'm not entirely sure I believe it all. He stands on the stage, looks at the audience and says 'Mary?' 'Jimmy's here. He wants the watch back' and a lady in the audience gasps, puts her hand up and he tells her things about her past and future. He's a medium.
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6th February 2004, 9:37am
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#7 | | Twiztid Juggalo Moderator
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The Boy George smells funny.
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6th February 2004, 12:26pm
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#8 | | Meatbag
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Originally Posted by Excoriate Theres a naked barbers opening in Paisley apparently. | Thankyou! I was beginning to think id imagined that news story. I'm just thinking about the situation after the cut's all done...
"there you go sir, all done"
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"uh... you can get up now"
"...aye....geez a minute could you?....baseball.....baseball....baseball..." 
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6th February 2004, 5:13pm
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#9 | | Chew you up, spit you out
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Originally Posted by Pink punk He's a medium. | And I'm an extra large.
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6th February 2004, 5:27pm
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#10 | | cromulent
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Originally Posted by MosDef The Boy George smells funny. | I don't trust it. Every floor looks the exact same, I get dead confused.
Medium's are well funny, I went to one with my mum once, and the woman would pick out someone in the audience and go:
"Have you had any problems with your arm lately?"
"No"
Chest?"
"No"
"Head?"
"No"
"Legs?"
"YES! Wow."
That particular medium was shite, I've known people who've went to them and thought they were amazing. No convinced tho. | |
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19th July 2006, 2:09pm
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#11 | | Registered User
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| Re: Psychic barber
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Originally Posted by JennyPiccolo  My mum claims shes going to a lecture by a guy called the psychic barber tonight, in the boyd orr building.
what does this mean? |  I've heard of him, he is ment to be really good and can give names of address and things what no one has told him. I wanna go and see him.  | |
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