Why is caley crap (Listening to the Caley Anthem!!) - Page 5

tw199y · 29th December 2004, 9:05pm

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Originally Posted by GreggusXMachina

We'll see how funny Mosh2TheGrave finds it when they go to get their eyes tested and the optician got their degree at Caley. It is my understanding Caley is the only place in town that does Optometry.
They should get their head tested while they're in the mood.

only place in scotland that does it as a degree course.

XMachina · 29th December 2004, 9:08pm

Makes one wonder what sort of 'cultureless penal colony' looks after their eyes so well

Mosh2TheGrave · 2nd January 2005, 12:46am

Early Learnin Centre, everythin in ther is too advanced for caley folk, tell me, have u stopped tryin to eat stones yet?? u really are so thick it hurts, If u have an iq of 100, thats the same as 100 pe teachers,200 post office workers, and 1000 caley students, The highest form of life on earth is man, the lowest is a man who goes to caley. smell that mofos!!!!

corky · 2nd January 2005, 2:14am

ha ha ha,
That's really funny.
Maybe you should have your own TV show or something.
Your unique brand of observation based comedy could really take you places in life.
You could base a whole comedy career on that early lerning centre joke alone.
You are THE MAN!!!!!

Timmy · 2nd January 2005, 3:30pm

hm.. i go to caley, and i dont feel im stupid... whats the point in working harder for a degree in one uni, when u can do less and still pass at caley?

now, im not stupid if i thought it out like that? .. especially since caley is growing a better rep every year, and by the year i finish, everyone will accept caley as a good uni, with great business and health centre resources. caley is a different type of uni, all it needs as accepted in it ways, and caley will be right up there with alot of other uni's.

Fren · 2nd January 2005, 3:35pm

hes an asshole

Shan · 2nd January 2005, 4:27pm

I for one am not going to rise to the bait, this moron is an asshole indeed as one crazy mofo has rightly pointed out. So let's all leave it there and let this ridiculous thread rot away into the depths of nothingness.

Disco_Stew · 12th August 2005, 5:48pm

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Originally Posted by Mosh2TheGrave

To all Caledonian students.
CALEY SUCKS!!! if it was a country it would be Australia (A cultureless penal colony) can i ask does your letter of "Acceptance" say "I sentence you to 4 years hard time and a lifetime CV stain at Caledonian university, Im Sorry" Or is Caley merely a rehab centre in disguise as a crap Polytechnic?? P.S. sorry to hear bout your union (Shack) burnin down, and even sorrier to hear, none of u neds or excons were burned with it!!!!! I also heard the name of Glasgow Caledonian is to be changed to the University of DUUUHHHH! with its sole courses being Rehab 1 and Moron science, thus condencing ur current courses into just 2 with more approriate names, all forms will be completed in Crayon with awards for the worst spelling and a warning "Neds and Ex-cons only need apply!!"

Thanks for that polite and wonderful statement, FUCKIN ARSEHOLE!.

Geez, I am talking to someone who doesnt exist here anymore

..... and I brought the topic back to life again

Crystal Mighty · 12th August 2005, 6:10pm

god this is old.

I got into the afore mentioned Optometry course, decided I was too squeamish for eyes after working in an optician's for the summer tho, every day, the optometrist would hand me a new book on eye diseases

how many can there possibly be?!

lots and lots and lots