....does it take to change a lightbulb?
Glasgow Uni -
Seventy-six - one to change the light bulb, fifty to
protest the light bulb's right to not change, and twenty-five to
hold counter protest.
Strathclyde -
Five - one to design a nuclear powered one that never
needs changing, one to figure out how to power the rest of Scotland
using that nuked light bulb, two to install it, and one to write
the computer program that controls the wall switch.
Caledonian -
Seven - one to change the light bulb and six to throw
a party because he didn't screw it in upside down this time.
Edinburgh -
One - he holds the bulb and the world revolves around
him.
St Andrews -
Five - one to arrange the
party, two to co-ordinate the press, one to call the electrician,
and one to get daddy to pay for it all.
Heriot-Watt -
Three - one to change it and two to figure out how to
get high off the old one. (oh no, they're onto us!)
Napier -
Only one, but he gets 10 course credits for it.
Dundee -
Ten - one to buy and fit the bulb, and nine to petition
for the electrification of Dundee.
Aberdeen -
Two - One to change the light bulb and one to crack
under the pressure.
Stirling -
None - Stirling looks better in the dark.
RSAMD -
Five - one to change the bulb and four to do an
interpretive dance about it
