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10th October 2007, 5:46pm
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#46 | | Meat Festival
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| Re: The jeremy kyle show
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Originally Posted by Will_Couper  Both Trisha and Jeremy Kyle could benefit from being shot together in steamy, shouty sex scenes.
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10th October 2007, 6:42pm
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#47 | | Mr WYSIWYG
Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Kirkintilloch
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| Re: The jeremy kyle show
I'd watch that...
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10th October 2007, 6:54pm
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#48 | | No as good as the boaby..
Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Arisaig, Fort William
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| Re: The jeremy kyle show
All he speaks about is his junkie brother, who starting off 'smoking his dope!' and ended up on smack. Thats the way it goes kids. | |
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10th October 2007, 7:02pm
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#49 | | Kingpun
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| Re: The jeremy kyle show
Jeremy Kyle is a minge.
I agree, get Trisha back. 
When I say Rice, you say Pea!
High-Five!
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10th October 2007, 7:14pm
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#50 | | Registered User
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| Re: The jeremy kyle show
Get Jerry on the go. Tonight its boxin wearwolves and Babysitters 
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10th October 2007, 10:45pm
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#51 | | such a waste to be wasted
Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: avec moomaw
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| Re: The jeremy kyle show
Ive taken to Maury recently.
"Why do you think hes cheating?"
"He came home *Sob* and his two fingers smelt of BLLEEEPPP"
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10th October 2007, 10:48pm
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#52 | | Studio Guy
Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Clydebank
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| Re: The jeremy kyle show
Jeremy Kyle, last night's take-away and a vat of tea.
Great afternoon's in! | |
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28th October 2007, 12:03pm
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#53 | | bad kitty!
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| Re: The jeremy kyle show
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Originally Posted by Pantgirl Todays ones on ITV 2 are BORING. "Pride of Britain Special". Lots of kida that have things wrong with them. Whoop dee doo | HAHA I HATE THESE ONES ALSO! JEREMEY JUST SHOULDNT DO NICE!
I Have to be a total saddo and admit i nearly cried at one the other week. guy had been bring up this kid, had grown attatched to it but then turned out with a good old dna test it wasnt his. que: guy bawling his eyes out. even jeremy looked like he was tearing up.
i need to get out more!
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28th October 2007, 12:51pm
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#54 | | Alright benders?
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| Re: The jeremy kyle show
When Jeremy Kyle grows up, I want his job.
I loved 'Jeremy Kyle on the Road'.
Not content with owning your ass on stage, Jeremy has decided to come straight into your house, sit on your couch, drink your tea, and call you a cunt.
Probably took a piss on your flowers on his way out too.
Fantastic!
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4th November 2007, 11:02am
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#55 | | QUEEN OF THE SCENE
Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Glasgow
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| Re: The jeremy kyle show
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Originally Posted by Rio Ohki When Jeremy Kyle grows up, I want his job.
I loved 'Jeremy Kyle on the Road'.
Not content with owning your ass on stage, Jeremy has decided to come straight into your house, sit on your couch, drink your tea, and call you a cunt.
Probably took a piss on your flowers on his way out too.
Fantastic! | HAHAHAHA, you can't argue with that. True.
Apart from the time he went to Africa and helped those orphans. He actually touched the sick ones and everything.
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4th November 2007, 12:53pm
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#56 | | Mr WYSIWYG
Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Kirkintilloch
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| Re: The jeremy kyle show
He was probably hoping to take something nasty and contageous back to the UK. A free gift for his guests and audience.
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4th November 2007, 5:24pm
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#57 | | ...playground tactics...
Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Manchester
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| Re: The jeremy kyle show
I detest Jeremy Kyle. I'd never tire of punching him to the ground and kicking him in the balls. With spurs on my toes. There are not enough sweary words in the world to describe what an utter utter cunt I believe this man to be. Also he looks like a soggy sponge. You should all be ashamed. *cough*Eve*cough*
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11th January 2008, 1:51pm
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#58 | | (suicidemachine)
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| Re: The jeremy kyle show
Just discovered this, amazing!
They really scrape the barrel to get the real dregs of society on this show. | |
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11th January 2008, 3:48pm
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#59 | | Belligerent Ghoul
Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: House Of Brick
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| Re: The jeremy kyle show
And you come here ON NATION TELEVISION to tell us that? Where I come from people like you wouldn't last very long, mate.
*Jeremy Kyle face of disgust*
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11th January 2008, 4:01pm
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#60 | | I SHAKE MY ASS
Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Dennistoun
Posts: 9,115
| Re: The jeremy kyle show
I'm watching it the now.
"WHERE I COME FROM...."
Love it, haha. | |
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