Chants of the season (according to the beeb)

[Stew]

The one that made me laugh the most recently was after the Dundee United v Celtic game when the Celtic fans were belting out:

Hello, Hello,
It's the only song you know,
Hello, Hello,
It's the only song you know.

Which was a bit scary considering the quiet atmosphere of the Scottish Cup Final days later.

[wingwalker]

Ferguson looked happier lifting the CIS Cup in March, I thought.

[Addy]

""Scorer for Kilmarnock, number 16 Dick Turpin."
Fir Park announcer when Kilmarnock striker Rhian Dodds scored a last-minute winner against Motherwell in a game which the home side dominated"

"If there is a qualified referee in the ground, please can he make himself known to a steward."
Half-time at Fulham v Boro after a few questionable decisions.

"Mr Coombes in L1, your wife has just gone into labour."
At Leicester v Barnsley.

"Attention please. Congratulations Mr X, you have just become a father."
At Mansfield v Middlesbrough.