Chants of the season (according to the beeb)

[¡Punk!]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/funn...me/7400810.stm

"Let's pretend we've scored" by Bradford sounds great.

[AWESOMEUS MAXIMUS]

some of them are pure dog shit, and have likely been made up by either A) A bedroom fan with a chant thats never made it outside said persons bedroom or B) the Journo themselves.

"I'd rather be a sausage than an egg!"
More food fun with Birmingham fans.

Pure WTF.

The best one is undoubtably:
"Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, rub your beard all over my body! Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie..."
Reading fans against Derby - to the tune of Madonna's Erotica.

[Tool_ogt]

Originally Posted by AWESOMEUS MAXIMUS

The best one is undoubtably:
"Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, rub your beard all over my body! Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie..."
Reading fans against Derby - to the tune of Madonna's Erotica.

http://www.rathergood.com/bill/

Wonder if they stole it from here.

[Bobzilla]

I know its not a chant but I liked this one

And now the Olympiakos team sheet...wish me luck!

[I'm Your God Now]

"There is a no-smoking policy in all parts of the Layer Road ground. Anyone who is caught smoking will be taken away, strapped to an electric chair and electrocuted until they are dead. Thank you."
Colchester announcer at half-time against Leicester.

"There is a no-smoking policy at Layer Road. Anyone caught smoking will be taken to a darkened room, where they will be imprisoned for 27 hours and forced to listen to Will Young records for all of that time. Thank you."
Colchester announcer tops his previous effort at half-time against Crystal Palace.

These were class, announcements.

[Semprini]

Stadium announcements were better than the chants.

[SOLIDBOB]

The best I've heard of, started by Villa fans I think and sung to Arsenal to the tune of the Automatic's "Monster", shortly after Eduardo's leg break.


"What's that hanging out of his sock,
Is it his ankle, is it his ankle?"

Terrible taste, but a great chant.

[Semprini]

In a similar vein,
"He had silky skills, but now he's Heather Mills,"

[fallen_nemesis]

I still like

" *footballers name* when the girl says no MOLEST her"

to Rewind my Craig David

[EvilElvis]

I still like the "If you tolerate Rix, then your children will be next" chant

[wingwalker]

My mate says there's a guy behind him at Ibrox who kept singing the same Christian Dailly song all the time...

Oh Christian Dailly, you are the love of my life
Oh Christian Dailly, I'd let you shag my wife
Oh Christian Dailly, I want curly hair too

I imagine it gets kinda grating the 800th time but I still like it.

[Fallenblackrose]

Originally Posted by wingwalker

My mate says there's a guy behind him at Ibrox who kept singing the same Christian Dailly song all the time...

Oh Christian Dailly, you are the love of my life
Oh Christian Dailly, I'd let you shag my wife
Oh Christian Dailly, I want curly hair too

I imagine it gets kinda grating the 800th time but I still like it.

Never heard it for daily, heard it for carlos cuellar.

[wingwalker]

I also heard about a chant involving Carlos Cuellar and "food like paella", which is pretty good too.

[Stew]

Originally Posted by wingwalker

I also heard about a chant involving Carlos Cuellar and "food like paella", which is pretty good too.

Theres only one Carlos Cuellar, he loves to eat paella Like me and you, he sang Big Jock Knew, walkin in a Cuellar wonderland

It's a bit shit, really, that 'Big Jock Knew' shite is fucking shameful.

[wingwalker]

I like to think Rangers fans can maybe not make light of stuff like that during a football game too.