Is Nacho Novo the biggest cunt in Scottish Football?

[¡Punk!]

As much as I hate Neil Lennon, he's a cunt an' all, I get the impression he's probably a decent guy outside of football and would probably get a round in.

I could spend hours punching Gus McPherson in the eye but I dunno if that's because he's so dull he makes me do it to myself anytime he's on telly talking about football and I need retribution or if it's just because he manages "them".

Brooks Mileson deserves a kicking as well for killing a club and getting off scot-free with it but.. you know.. he's good to animals.

Ballantyne at Airdrie United has the dubious honour of refusing to save the club he "loves" so he could try and do it on the cheap once they went bust, failing, and, instead of accepting defeat and going to the junior leagues where a team so full of racists, thugs and long ball football deserves to be, decided to kill a half decent wee team. He then goes on to try and get a Sunday league referee struck off for... .... ... giving three throw ins to Airdrie and wearing a pair of jeans that were a wee bit too tight (that's all I can remember him doing wrong in that game).

Sandy Jardine conned a referee once but still pretends he's this pillar of virtue. Mind you he's doing some arse licking job at Rangers so he's obviously gonna be a cunt.

Jim Jeffries is a greetin' faced arse biscuit but that's no reason to really hate him.

Lex Gold is doing his best to destroy Scottish football but I think he's just stupid rather than a total arse. Hating him would be like getting annoyed at a down syndrome kid for not speaking properly.

So... I'm torn between Novo and Ballantyne. Any other nominees for my dartboard?

I think the entire Aberdeen squad deserves to be on this as well for being so god damn boring, vanilla, boring, shite, plain, shite, rubbish. There's no bad players at Aberdeen. They're just so disgustingly mediocre. Even tho' so many of them have made Scotland squads, even been capped, managed to have a good run in Europe this year do you even know what guys like Jamie Langfield, Scott Severin, Chris Clark, Darren Mackie and co look like? They just blend into this big red blob of.... blandness that will, occasionally, beat the Old Firm but, mostly, eek out a 1-1 draw at home to Motherwell with their fans booing them throughout as their apathy reaches fever pitch.

[Timmy]

Boruc. Good keeper... total cunt though.

[Westy]

Whats the reason for hating Novo?

I hate Ross Tokely as he is a big hacking bastard and just generally comes across as a prick on the football field (throwing the ball away, feigning injury and etc)

[Timmy]

I hate listening to calderwood... not really a cunt.. but he always sounds like he about to have a heart attack, can't breath and is hungry.

[¡Punk!]

Aaah Tokely. Beats his wife, ends players careers with "tackles", kept his job as a bouncer even after going full time just because he likes getting into fights. That's a good shout.

[Semprini]

Pity you restricted it to Scottish football, or Alan Shearer would still have the title sewn up.

[¡Punk!]

We'll start with Scottish. Once we have a winner, and egg raid Nacho's house, we'll move onto British then European.

(Although how we're gonna egg raid Jack Warner's house when we get to the world cunt I dunno)

[EvilElvis]

Originally Posted by Semprini

Pity you restricted it to Scottish football, or Robbie Savage would still have the title sewn up.

Fixed it for you Semp.

[Semprini]

Originally Posted by ¡Punk!

(Although how we're gonna egg raid Jack Warner's house when we get to the world cunt I dunno)

Just leave some money lying around, the house will come to us.

[Kenny Everett]

Me and my mate at work had a fantasy football game which involved picking the most useless areholes in the SPL. Tokely was the first name on the teamsheet

[¡Punk!]

Tokely is a half decent player tho'. He is an utter cunt but he's great in the air, hard to beat and supports his wingers well even if he has the touch, look and brains of a brain dead elephant.

[AWESOMEUS MAXIMUS]

Originally Posted by ¡Punk!

Brooks Mileson deserves a kicking as well for killing a club and getting off scot-free with it but.. you know.. he's good to animals.

If you count losing millions and health problems as scot-free then yes, you are correct.

[AWESOMEUS MAXIMUS]

Andy McLaren is up there

[¡Punk!]

Originally Posted by AWESOMEUS MAXIMUS

If you count losing millions and health problems as scot-free then yes, you are correct.

He had the health problems anyway. Cunt. Hope it's a long slow death.

[AWESOMEUS MAXIMUS]

Aye, Im sure Gretna's problems helped them. :s
Anyway....
Bob Malcolm - biggest wank out.

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