Cheapo train journeys, help!

[Kenny Everett]

My mother sold her car aaages ago, I somehow got convinced to drive her down the shops once a week in my swanky Italian poof-chariot (as Andy Blip calls it).

[Elspeth]

Originally Posted by Kenny Everett

My mother sold her car aaages ago, I somehow got convinced to drive her down the shops once a week in my swanky Italian poof-chariot (as Andy Blip calls it).

Andy has such a way with words

[Devastator]

Aw I loved yer Mum's car! /useless

[i_am_blip]

indeed i do.

fuck driving like a nun to bishop auckland. fucking whore it there and back through the borders. it's much fun.

i can't wait to get a new car.

[Zippy]

What's the item McCoy? Peter Tobin's shovel.

[Kenny Everett]

one careful owner mate