I came across this offer on travelzoo, and figured it either might suit some people on here or someone ye know. It's £79 per person, or only £158 per couple, for TWO nights
-bed and breakfast
-a three-course dinner each night
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unlimited drinks (draught beer and lager, house selection wines and soft drinks) between 6-11pm
-unlimited house selection wine by the glass with dinner
-free tea and coffee in the lobby throughout the stay
-early check-in at noon and late checkout up to 4pm
-free parking and use of the leisure facilities (where applicable).
All the hotels are three star, in places like Chester, Hatfield, Hull, Northampton, Stafford, Telford, Wigan and Wolverhampton. Book by 24th June. Valid for weekends up to the 30th June I think.
http://www.hotelshopuk.com/hotels