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1st January 2003, 9:53pm
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#1 | | gaf
Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Glasgow, right smack-bang (steady) in the red-light district
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| Jaffa Quiz
Jaffa Quiz
Many, tiny, tastebuds tingle,
Orange, jelly, chocolate mingle,
Light and fluffy sweetness follow,
When the jaffa cake is swallowed.
Yet, there is this jaffa quiz,
This quiz asks what a jaffa is,
This question is a wee bit tricky –
“Is a jaffa cake or biccie?”
A little circle, biscuit shape,
And yet not ‘biscuit, jaffa ‘cake.’
But how on earth can cake it be,
When its so dunkable in tea?
It’s normal to find jaffa cakes,
In cardboard packs, cuboid in shape.
Cake, by general rule is not,
Kept in such a biscuity box.
Just what can the sweet thingy be?
By Jaffa! How it taxes me.
On this, someone must lift the lid,
This mutant-biscuit-cake hybrid!
The jaffa truth, it must be found,
But while I’d like to find it out,
I can’t, because the bottom line,
Is scoffin’ them eats up my time.
See, goths don't right stupid poems about biscuits. Do they?
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[movel]All that I know most surely of morality and the obligations of man, I know from football (Albert Camus) My wings are like a shield of steel (Batfink)[/movel]
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2nd January 2003, 1:07am
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#2 | | Tannhauser Gate Veteran
Join Date: May 2001 Location: On the moral high ground - And armed!
Posts: 26,040
| LOL! Genius! It's up there with Eviltwin's stuff!
Where'd you get the Wullie scan BTW? | |
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2nd January 2003, 1:22am
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#3 | | gaf
Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Glasgow, right smack-bang (steady) in the red-light district
Posts: 7,039
| wa-hey ... positive critique! Thanks!
I think the Wullie scan came from here but I looked at a few that day, so might not be.
__________________ "That sounds dead deep and intelligent, but once you think about it, it's a pile of shite, isn't it?:0Ž "
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[movel]All that I know most surely of morality and the obligations of man, I know from football (Albert Camus) My wings are like a shield of steel (Batfink)[/movel]
[mover] JUNK [/mover][movel] IT![/movel] http://www.alternativenation.net/pho...needaboost.JPG | |
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3rd January 2003, 9:56am
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#4 | | i feel sick
Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: in a box
Posts: 4,861
| that was cool, hopefully no one at work noticed me laughing | |
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4th January 2003, 4:10am
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#5 | | Cheese Muncher!!!
Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: A magical place
Posts: 809
| eeehehe that was fantastic. Bravo!!!  SkipZ who is amused and impressed
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4th January 2003, 11:19pm
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#6 | | the ashtray girl
Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: w/end
Posts: 1,818
| now that is genuis!!!!
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14th January 2003, 10:42pm
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#7 | | GAF Collective : 04 - ??
Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Neverland, second star on the right and straight on till morning
Posts: 10,303
| lol a truely damn good peom | |
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24th January 2003, 12:55pm
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#8 | | Goned
Join Date: Apr 2001
Posts: 13,937
| legally its a cake but the government wanted it reclassed as a biscuit so they could get more tax dollars from us
Last edited by Bobzilla; 24th January 2003 at 1:01pm.
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