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Old 3rd February 2008, 6:54am   #1
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Having Penile Erection & ejaculation problems?

I'm 30 years old and I've been having difficulty getting an erection and to ejaculate semen. What should I do? Should I try Viagra or some other sexual enhancement drug? Should I try surgery? Also, what should I do to achieve full orgasm?

I want to get a big erection and to fully ejaculate semen like those men in porn movies, can I achieve something like that?
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Old 3rd February 2008, 7:35am   #2
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Eat lots of celery.
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Old 3rd February 2008, 7:43am   #3
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Old 3rd February 2008, 7:45am   #4
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Re: Having Penile Erection & ejaculation problems?

from reading your post about your marriage / home life

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I'm married to a woman I don't love, I was forced into this marriage by my folks. I still live with my folks and I have no choice ... I want to find a woman I love and soon marry.
i think the problem may be more emotional than pysical.

you're in the land of the free and the home of the brave - you don't have to do what your parents tell you. Move out, ditch the wife if you have to, it'll be better for you and her if you don't love her...

good luck with everything.
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Old 3rd February 2008, 7:45am   #5
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Serious advice: have sex with someone you actually find atttractive and aren't married to because your parents forced you to.

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Old 3rd February 2008, 11:38am   #6
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Re: Having Penile Erection & ejaculation problems?

i cant keep it up more than about 20 minutes
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I'm 30 years old and I've been having difficulty getting an erection and to ejaculate semen.
As opposed to ejaculating lego, he's cool with the lego but rubbish with the semen.
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Old 3rd February 2008, 11:49am   #8
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Re: Having Penile Erection & ejaculation problems?

Sure Sam Goddamelectric was taking mad herbal shit ages back that made him spunk like a fouintain?

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Old 3rd February 2008, 11:57am   #9
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Old 3rd February 2008, 11:59am   #10
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Re: Having Penile Erection & ejaculation problems?

It's never too early in the morning to talk about spunk. And I dont really know, sure he told me at Stitch n Bitch years ago.....ho hum!
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Old 3rd February 2008, 12:00pm   #11
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Re: Having Penile Erection & ejaculation problems?

Try fucking a dog. Whenever I can't get it up I fuck a dog. I can't get it up for a dog either but after that a woman seems like a step up and I get very excited.
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Old 3rd February 2008, 12:01pm   #12
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Do ye fuck. It'ls like a dehydrated mouse weeping
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Old 3rd February 2008, 12:02pm   #14
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Re: Having Penile Erection & ejaculation problems?

I couldn't really give a solid professional opinion without more information on the problem, but as a fully qualified doctor I have to say that it seems apparent to me that the reason you are having difficulty getting your penis erect when in bed with a woman is that you are a raging fag. You prefer men, is all. EWWWW.

In light of recent information being blabbed all over the internet by a big mouthed woman, I really wish Sam wasn't one of the better guys on here so I could take a few sly wee digs without feeling bad. I'm still renaming him GodDamnErectPrick, though.
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Old 3rd February 2008, 12:18pm   #15
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Re: Having Penile Erection & ejaculation problems?

Even though you are not in love with your wife is your intention to perform better sexually for her, or are you having performance issues with other women also? I'm not suggesting you are having or should have extra marital affairs, but if you are, is the problem the same across the board?

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