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3rd February 2008, 6:54am
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#1 | | Registered User
Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: New York, USA
Posts: 66
| Having Penile Erection & ejaculation problems? I'm 30 years old and I've been having difficulty getting an erection and to ejaculate semen. What should I do? Should I try Viagra or some other sexual enhancement drug? Should I try surgery? Also, what should I do to achieve full orgasm?
I want to get a big erection and to fully ejaculate semen like those men in porn movies, can I achieve something like that? |
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3rd February 2008, 7:35am
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#2 | | The Persecutor
Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Gettin fingered
Posts: 18,219
| Re: Having Penile Erection & ejaculation problems? Eat lots of celery. |
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3rd February 2008, 7:43am
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#3 | | We Looked Like Giants
Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Glasgow
Posts: 6,692
| Re: Having Penile Erection & ejaculation problems? Favourite User '08.
__________________ What's the point in love? It can't buy you money. |
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3rd February 2008, 7:45am
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#4 | | ShakingTheDisease SuperMod
Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Ptolomea
Posts: 20,550
| Re: Having Penile Erection & ejaculation problems? from reading your post about your marriage / home life Quote:
Originally Posted by Smoothy5000 I'm married to a woman I don't love, I was forced into this marriage by my folks. I still live with my folks and I have no choice ... I want to find a woman I love and soon marry. | i think the problem may be more emotional than pysical.
you're in the land of the free and the home of the brave - you don't have to do what your parents tell you. Move out, ditch the wife if you have to, it'll be better for you and her if you don't love her...
good luck with everything.
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3rd February 2008, 7:45am
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#5 | | The Persecutor
Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Gettin fingered
Posts: 18,219
| Re: Having Penile Erection & ejaculation problems? Serious advice: have sex with someone you actually find atttractive and aren't married to because your parents forced you to.
Edit: Fuck you, Toast! Beaten by SECONDS. |
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3rd February 2008, 11:38am
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#6 | | (suicidemachine)
Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Too large
Posts: 17,754
| Re: Having Penile Erection & ejaculation problems? i cant keep it up more than about 20 minutes |
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3rd February 2008, 11:45am
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#7 | | Whoa Black Jesus
Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Dixieland
Posts: 26,307
| Re: Having Penile Erection & ejaculation problems? Quote:
Originally Posted by Smoothy5000 I'm 30 years old and I've been having difficulty getting an erection and to ejaculate semen. | As opposed to ejaculating lego, he's cool with the lego but rubbish with the semen. |
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3rd February 2008, 11:49am
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#8 | | Pillowpants Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Granny Land
Posts: 16,222
| Re: Having Penile Erection & ejaculation problems? Sure Sam Goddamelectric was taking mad herbal shit ages back that made him spunk like a fouintain?
Not that I know or anything! |
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3rd February 2008, 11:57am
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#9 | | We Looked Like Giants
Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Glasgow
Posts: 6,692
| Re: Having Penile Erection & ejaculation problems? Quote:
Originally Posted by Pantgirl Sure Sam Goddamelectric was taking mad herbal shit ages back that made him spunk like a fouintain?
Not that I know or anything! | 
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3rd February 2008, 11:59am
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#10 | | Pillowpants Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Granny Land
Posts: 16,222
| Re: Having Penile Erection & ejaculation problems? It's never too early in the morning to talk about spunk. And I dont really know, sure he told me at Stitch n Bitch years ago.....ho hum! |
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3rd February 2008, 12:00pm
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#11 | | Kurwa
Join Date: May 2001 Location: Merton Hotel
Posts: 21,586
| Re: Having Penile Erection & ejaculation problems? Try fucking a dog. Whenever I can't get it up I fuck a dog. I can't get it up for a dog either but after that a woman seems like a step up and I get very excited.
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Originally Posted by Ken Tynan Don't you think there's a kind of super-vulgarity on the other side of vulgarity which is actually more sophisticated than sophistication? | |
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3rd February 2008, 12:01pm
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#12 | | Pillowpants Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Granny Land
Posts: 16,222
| Re: Having Penile Erection & ejaculation problems? Do ye fuck. It'ls like a dehydrated mouse weeping |
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3rd February 2008, 12:01pm
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#13 | | Kurwa
Join Date: May 2001 Location: Merton Hotel
Posts: 21,586
| Re: Having Penile Erection & ejaculation problems? True 
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Originally Posted by Ken Tynan Don't you think there's a kind of super-vulgarity on the other side of vulgarity which is actually more sophisticated than sophistication? | |
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3rd February 2008, 12:02pm
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#14 | | HAX0R JIM DUGGAN
Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: PARTS UNKNOWN
Posts: 12,617
| Re: Having Penile Erection & ejaculation problems? I couldn't really give a solid professional opinion without more information on the problem, but as a fully qualified doctor I have to say that it seems apparent to me that the reason you are having difficulty getting your penis erect when in bed with a woman is that you are a raging fag. You prefer men, is all. EWWWW.
In light of recent information being blabbed all over the internet by a big mouthed woman, I really wish Sam wasn't one of the better guys on here so I could take a few sly wee digs without feeling bad.  I'm still renaming him GodDamnErectPrick, though. |
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3rd February 2008, 12:18pm
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#15 | | Ololiuqui & Tlitliltzin
Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: southside
Posts: 2,402
| Re: Having Penile Erection & ejaculation problems? Even though you are not in love with your wife is your intention to perform better sexually for her, or are you having performance issues with other women also? I'm not suggesting you are having or should have extra marital affairs, but if you are, is the problem the same across the board? Quote:
Originally Posted by Joe Spinebuster I'm still renaming him GodDamnErectPrick, though. |  |
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