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10th April 2008, 2:37pm
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#61 | | EVIL/NICE.
Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Edinburgh.
Posts: 3,164
| Re: implanon
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Originally Posted by bikuki  She means Sauchiehall Street - any self-respecting Weegie knows THAT  | I'm neither self-respecting, nor Weegie.
Huzzah! 
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10th April 2008, 2:38pm
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#62 | | Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2004
Posts: 26,816
| Re: implanon
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Originally Posted by fallen_nemesis I thought it was the other way about 
I'm no doctor though
Vonnie - you considered the implant?
the pill made me gain weight too. As the doctor so politely pointed out though, it doesn't ACTUALLY make you gain weight. It increases your appetite. You giving in to it makes you gain weight
Cheers docotr!  | I've thought about it but I can just about cope with having a coil in me, having something implanted gives me the heebies. My appetite is voracious when I'm pregnant and on hormonal contraception too. I can't afford to gain anymore weight! | |
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10th April 2008, 2:40pm
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#63 | | Cap'n Cherry
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 19,792
| Re: implanon
The implant has just the same amount of hormone as the jag, and alot more than the Mirena, so I don't think it'll help with yout problems with it. | |
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10th April 2008, 2:44pm
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#64 | | catpie
Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: in bed
Posts: 9,888
| Re: implanon
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Originally Posted by Vonnie I've thought about it but I can just about cope with having a coil in me, having something implanted gives me the heebies. My appetite is voracious when I'm pregnant and on hormonal contraception too. I can't afford to gain anymore weight! | ahahaha 
see I'm the other way about. i can't stand the thought of something being put up my foof. i'd rather have it stuck in my arm.
God I've missed you being on here Vonnie. I haven't had a need to use the word foof since you left
FOOF FOOF FOOF! | |
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10th April 2008, 2:58pm
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#65 | | tear you apart
Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: piano island
Posts: 22,134
| Re: implanon
Stop foofing. | |
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10th April 2008, 3:07pm
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#66 | | Let's 'ave a sniff of it
Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Unsexy Manor
Posts: 6,345
| Re: implanon
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Originally Posted by fallen_nemesis i can't stand the thought of something being put up my foof. i'd rather have it stuck in my arm. | Kinky! Implanon sounds like a planet. With a dwindling population.
Wonder what the rate of migration is. I fiddle with mine, but it seems resolutely stationed. Race to see who can push theirs furthest from implant site?
__________________ Without evil there can be no good, so it must be good to be evil sometimes. Quote: |
Originally Posted by Dario It's not easy being greasy, you know. | | |
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10th April 2008, 3:09pm
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#67 | | tear you apart
Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: piano island
Posts: 22,134
| Re: implanon
Aaaaah that's awful, don't do it! | |
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10th April 2008, 3:14pm
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#68 | | Boogie Oogie Oogie
Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Love Town
Posts: 7,062
| Re: implanon
This thread is giving me the boak.
I'm too squeamish  | |
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10th April 2008, 3:16pm
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#69 | | Let's 'ave a sniff of it
Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Unsexy Manor
Posts: 6,345
| Re: implanon
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Originally Posted by Pier Angeli This thread is giving me the boak.
I'm too squeamish | Might be morning star sickness.
__________________ Without evil there can be no good, so it must be good to be evil sometimes. Quote: |
Originally Posted by Dario It's not easy being greasy, you know. | | |
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10th April 2008, 3:22pm
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#70 | | raaar!!
Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: somewhere
Posts: 1,453
| Re: implanon
I had two implants between 2001 and 2006 and they were fine. I cant really think of any side effects from them but I didnt have a period for the entire time, bar some spotting when the first implant was starting to wear out. I have had really irregular periods since though and nothing since November but the dr's are refusing to investigate as I have no desire to have a baby just now. Cunts 
What is worrying me though is that the dr has decided to put me on microgynon even though I am overweight and have a history of severe depression. Surely that cannot be good? | |
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11th April 2008, 9:16am
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#71 | | Cap'n Cherry
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 19,792
| Re: implanon
Aye, you really shouldn't be on it if you're overweight. Not sure about the history of depression, though. | |
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11th April 2008, 10:45am
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#72 | | Let's 'ave a sniff of it
Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Unsexy Manor
Posts: 6,345
| Re: implanon
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Originally Posted by bikuki you really shouldn't be on it if you're overweight. | Forbes has a bit of a hippy equal opportunities thing going on, though.
__________________ Without evil there can be no good, so it must be good to be evil sometimes. Quote: |
Originally Posted by Dario It's not easy being greasy, you know. | | |
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11th April 2008, 10:58am
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#73 | | Boogie Oogie Oogie
Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Love Town
Posts: 7,062
| Re: implanon
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Originally Posted by Frankie LiDeo Might be morningstar sickness. | Could be, could be.
Anyone got a coathanger? | |
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11th April 2008, 11:03am
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#74 | | Let's 'ave a sniff of it
Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Unsexy Manor
Posts: 6,345
| Re: implanon
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Originally Posted by Pier Angeli Could be, could be.
Anyone got a coathanger? | Doing the weekly 'just in case'?
__________________ Without evil there can be no good, so it must be good to be evil sometimes. Quote: |
Originally Posted by Dario It's not easy being greasy, you know. | | |
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11th April 2008, 11:09am
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#75 | | Boogie Oogie Oogie
Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Love Town
Posts: 7,062
| Re: implanon
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Originally Posted by Frankie LiDeo Doing the weekly 'just in case'? | You can never be too careful. Safety first. | |
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