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9th May 2008, 4:47pm
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#31 | | Piss Kidney
Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: In the cupboard
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| Re: The all-new, all-singing, all-dancing two stone for whenever thread.
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Originally Posted by Christie.  Current weight - 10st
Target weight - 8 or 7 st
Diet start date - 9th May 2k8
Weight loss this week - n/a
Total weight loss with this diet - n/a
Diet programme followed - no crisps or sweets. drinking only water and diluting [apart from when it comes to booze]. 50 sit ups a day. exercise bike for 10 minutes [for now!]. cut down on meal serving sizes. 8 Adios pills a day. Going back to the days of getting full on rocket salad. | Well, along with being another attention seeking piece of nonsense, alcohol is empty calories, situps won't help you lose anything(Only build up muscle), cardiovascular activity has to occur for over twenty minutes before you start using stored fat and as far as I can tell, Adios is shit; you'd be better off with a piece of cork the size of your fist. At least you'd feel full after eating it.
Oh, and a side note to all; you'll want to increase all this stuff. Fifty situps a day for twenty years won't change anything, other than making it possible for you to do fifty situps a day*. Once you can do it with no bother, then do more. Or sit some heavy stuff on your chest while you do it. Whichever.
*And have torn muscles after three months of it non-stop, probably.
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9th May 2008, 4:50pm
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#32 | | Registered User
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| Re: The all-new, all-singing, all-dancing two stone for whenever thread.
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Originally Posted by TheCastrator Well,... blah blah blah I think I look p00r c00l and yer aw mad goffz
...probably. | Shut the fuck up, it worked for me in the past, it'll work just as well now. And Adios has better/quicker results than any other diet pill on the market.
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9th May 2008, 4:56pm
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#33 | | Piss Kidney
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| Re: The all-new, all-singing, all-dancing two stone for whenever thread.
Um?
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Originally Posted by Christie. 3 fucking words for you : Uncle fucking fester. Oh and don't mess with me, you cunt. | | |
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9th May 2008, 4:57pm
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#34 | | hey hey, my my
Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Glasgow
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| Re: The all-new, all-singing, all-dancing two stone for whenever thread.
Current weight - 9st
Target weight - 0st
Diet start date - 9th May
Weight loss this week - n/a
Total weight loss with this diet - n/a
Diet programme followed - Become anorexic. Die.
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9th May 2008, 4:57pm
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#35 | | Athiest Otter
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| Re: The all-new, all-singing, all-dancing two stone for whenever thread.
Starting off with low numbers of sit ups, step ups and stride things untill I feel I'm used to it then up my numbers. But I'll be doing it gradually.
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9th May 2008, 5:00pm
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#36 | | Piss Kidney
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| Re: The all-new, all-singing, all-dancing two stone for whenever thread.
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Originally Posted by Exit_W0unds Starting off with low numbers of sit ups, step ups and stride things untill I feel I'm used to it then up my numbers. But I'll be doing it gradually. | The real question is if you want more muscle or less fat. Both is good, but it's best to stuick to one at a time. Cutting then bulking's the usual strategy.
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Originally Posted by Christie. 3 fucking words for you : Uncle fucking fester. Oh and don't mess with me, you cunt. | | |
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9th May 2008, 5:02pm
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#37 | | Registered User
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| Re: The all-new, all-singing, all-dancing two stone for whenever thread.
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Originally Posted by TheCastrator Um? | HAHAHAHAHAH it's been about a whole 5 minutes since I first read yr neg rep to me and i'm STILL gutting myself! Quote: |
BELM! MNUR MNUR I'M CHRISTIE - SUPERSPECIAL - SELF - HARMING - LOOK - AT - ME - I'M - THE - BEST - AND - DON'T - WEAR - CLOAKS - SO - NER - TO - YOU! Go sit on a cactus.
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9th May 2008, 5:03pm
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#38 | | Vibrouk2003
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| Re: The all-new, all-singing, all-dancing two stone for whenever thread.
Why dont you ladies start some sorta gym meet-up. Means you don't have to go yerself and you can all keep each other going?
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9th May 2008, 5:09pm
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#39 | | genuinely retro Moderator
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| Re: The all-new, all-singing, all-dancing two stone for whenever thread.
I'm a fat bastard and therefore am not really comfortable sticking my current weight up on the forum. However, I've lost 2st 10lbs on weightwatchers since January and am continuing to follow the plan until I reach my goal weight (and will then use it to maintain my weight for as long as need be). I've also caught the exercise bug and go to Body Combat 3 times a week (which I highly recommend) as well as the gym whenever I can. To me it's all about getting fit enough to chase my kids around the park for hours on end as well as feeling comfortable and sexy.
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9th May 2008, 5:11pm
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#40 | | Sidney D'Rock
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| Re: The all-new, all-singing, all-dancing two stone for whenever thread.
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Originally Posted by MarkMono You'd think this crazy fad of losing weight to be thin and attractive would just die out, wouldn't you? | No, you'd think this AltNation fad of starting diet threads...then doing fuck all about said diet would die out.
Here's a tip, go on a diet then post a picture of yourself looking thin along with "get it right up ye's, I used to be mates with the fatties but fuck you lot tha noo'!".
That'd be a good thread. | |
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9th May 2008, 5:13pm
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#41 | | Registered User
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| Re: The all-new, all-singing, all-dancing two stone for whenever thread.
I wasn't able to join in with the other diet threads because I was pregnant. Now I'm not pregnant (at least I fucking hope I'm not) I can join in and be a skinny minnie. | |
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9th May 2008, 5:15pm
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#42 | | Sidney D'Rock
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| Re: The all-new, all-singing, all-dancing two stone for whenever thread.
Calm Doon, christ..If I new you were PMT'ing i wouldn't have bothered. | |
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9th May 2008, 5:16pm
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#43 | | Better not to err
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| Re: The all-new, all-singing, all-dancing two stone for whenever thread.
Judging from your posts its you thats on the rag.
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9th May 2008, 5:18pm
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#44 | | I reckon so...
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| Re: The all-new, all-singing, all-dancing two stone for whenever thread.
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Originally Posted by Vonnie . Now I'm not pregnant (at least I fucking hope I'm not) | wouldn't be betting against it with your track record.  | |
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9th May 2008, 5:20pm
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#45 | | Cap'n Cherry
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| Re: The all-new, all-singing, all-dancing two stone for whenever thread.
Vonnie, you should know by now that you can't actually have any sort of reason for behaviour Jaemi doesn't approve of - he just can't take it.
The original thread worked for me, and seeing as I've been meaning to lose those few Christmas/exam stress pounds anyway so thought I'd join in. | |
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